bikes
On city streets I shake my fist at cars, zip across three lanes of traffic without warning, and admonish jaywalkers. I like to go fast, and I need people to Get. Out. Of. My. Way.
anger
All those times I jealously watched some dude in my group therapy beat the shit out of a pile of pillows with a baseball bat, and it turns out I just needed some fucking Congressman to say some extraordinarily dumb shit and BOOM! Anger unlocked.
in

Aug 27, 2012 at 3:30pm | 147 comments

anger
In cardio-kickboxing the other night, I sidekicked the woman next to me full strength in the head. I didn't do it on purpose, but I wasn't sorry it happened.
in

Feb 15, 2012 at 2:01pm | 129 comments

anger
Why deal with something when you can NOT deal with it?
anger
sex
I'm not mad at anyone. I just look that way.
in

May 25, 2013 at 3:00pm | 43 comments

skin
Being angry all the time is messing up a lot of things, but it’s really messing up your skin.
in

May 9, 2013 at 9:00am | 34 comments

anger
I have been known to have a pretty spectacular temper tantrum.
in

Sep 27, 2011 at 10:00am | 0 comments

all my things are broken
Seriously, I just dropped both a bottle of perfume and my phone in the past 10 minutes. It’s like my regular functional hands have been replaced with misshapen blobs of Crisco.