Oh, I'm just buying econ-o-size multi-packs of mysterious herbal energy supplements off of eBay and having one-sided text conversations composed entirely of consonants and punctuation.
If you take Ambien and miss the “window” for falling asleep, you run the risk of Ambi-texting, Ambi-binging, Ambi-dialing, and Ambi-ing any other activity (including sex)

Sep 5, 2013 at 2:00pm | 225 comments

Ambien was supposed to cure my lifelong insomnia problem. Instead, it almost ruined my life.
Early one morning, after taking an Ambien at some point the night before, I wandered out of my apartment in Brooklyn, clad only in a towel, with no shoes, keys, phone or money.