almost boyfriends
I probably didn’t make up the term for or concept of the not-a-boyfriend but have had many in my life, I can provide a great definition for who they are.
tampons
I wasn't going to write about this, but my favorite thing to say lately is, "Hey, would it cheer you up if I gave you the tampon stuck up my pussy for a month?" So. There you go.
gigolos
We've all been in that awkward stage of a relationship where you're still hiring gigolos, but your heart just isn't in it, am I right?