i love to talk about therapy
Turns out I hadn't gone seven days without alcohol in over a decade. Oopsie!
drinking
I flipped in the air and almost died. More importantly, I came scarily close to hitting people, too.
vodka
I hear a rumor you can use vodka as a toner -- you know, to tighten your pores and ward off acne.
food
There are certain consumables that I must put in my body EVERY time I am at Disneyworld. One of these is Dole Pineapple Whip, aka The Edible Smile of God.
sxsw
Today everyone in classes chatted about how fun SXSW was, while I sat awkward and silent.
alcohol
For those of you following along at home, it should be pretty apparent by now that I will eat/drink anything for attention and/or love.
alcohol
Now that my experiment in going alcohol-free for a year is up, I’m not sure if I should go back to drinking.
jail
The worst thing about my very short time in jail? Honestly? Chapped lips.
classy drinks
I hate how "girly" is supposed to be an insult. So let's talk drinks. Plus recipes for three of my fave cocktails.
alcohol
I counted my alcohol calories in a week to see how I compared to the national 5%-of-total-calories average. Turns out my numbers are slightly higher than the average.
motherhood
When I'm drunk, I'm on vacation from being a mom. My shift has ended, and I am now like a tax-write-off dependent and my friends are my guardians.
alcohol
...and I've only recently realised quite how uncool her behaviour is...
addiction
Sober, I learn, bars don't look so hot, they aren't that fun. At 9 o’clock, we arrive together talking in the same tongue, and by 9:45, we’re in different orbits.
alcohol
I was planning to write a light post about what to drink besides water and wine, then something heavy happened and shit got real.
alcohol
Here’s a manic list of things that you can do this summer that are awesome and don’t involve barstools, though you could drink WHILE doing them, should you choose.
addiction
At least not if you're drunk.
alcohol
This is an aesthetic emergency in the sense that as of late, drinking alcohol turns my face into a tomato. Time to decide: booze or beauty.
alcohol
It's totally possible to talk about wine without all the overblown description. Although I will explain "oakiness."
alcohol
It's like those movie scenes of wholesome childhood experiences, cooking with a loving family member. Except, you know, with rum.
alcohol
I'm still terrified of intimacy and I have no idea what I'm doing, but at least I can smell good while I deal.
alcohol
Above all, my lovely readers, have fun, stay safe, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
alcohol
Is it really that strange that, for no particular reason, I just don’t consume alcohol?