When I was starting to become religious, the most common question I got was, "So does that mean you are going to wear a wig?"
advice
advice
I'm not trying to be a totally mean hardass here, but sometimes it just happens.
relationships
I'm not wallowing. Am I?
dating
"No, but he’s really hot," translates to "How did you trick someone like that into having sex with you?"
travel
A list of stuff I will just start keeping in my bag at all times, probably in that suit flap thing where people with real jobs keep their nice outfits.
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DIY,
travel,
packing,
trips,
advice,
julieanne smolinski is a lunatic,
UTIs,
baggage of the emotional and non emotional variety
Apr 1, 2013 at 10:00am | 222 comments
ask emily
This guy probably sucks. Nothing against him, but like 90 percent of people suck, which you rapidly realize if you spend any time on the dating scene. GOD, everyone SUCKS!
weight
A misguided woman wrote a letter to an advice columnist who gave at the very least poor advice, and this truly disgusting video was made to illustrate it all.
addiction
At least not if you're drunk.
advice
Nobody gives non-binary people sex advice. I pretty much had to make it all up. Straight girls, you can do that too, and as a bonus, I’m going to be nice and let you keep your gender.
advice
It was a good friend of mine who coined the term “Emotional Stuffing” for this very effective technique I've been using for, well, my entire life.
advice
When I bounced onto the packed snow, landing on my back, not only did I get the wind knocked out of me, I got every ounce of bravery knocked out of me as well.
advice
If you having life problems I feel bad for you girl -- you got 99 problems, let SistaTV solve one.
advice
I'm hardly a veteran in the biz, but I can tell you how I got where I am today.
advice
Some things really don't get better with age...
cooking
I've decided I'm going to eat Thanksgiving-themed meals every day for the rest of my life. Here's how you can, too.
advice
We like to eat donuts and read comments.
advice
"How do you lead a partner who maybe a little embarrassed by their lack of experience (because they're a dude and dudes are supposed to know, right?) into the kinky garden you'd prefer to play in?"
advice
I thought I was "irreverent" and "funny," but turns out I'm actually "bitchy" and "rude." Do I have to start being pleasant all the time?
9 to 5
I’d love to be the princess of anywhere, but as much as I check Monster.com, I’ve never seen a single opening.
advice
I like to take athletes tweets very seriously and give them unsolicited advice. Because giving other people guidance is totally something a girl like me should do.
advice
All I want for Christmas is to know how much to tip the awesome people in my life.
advice
"I just found out a friend lost her baby @ 8 mos, and I've been wondering what to say or do."
