Although honestly? I clicked "I prefer a dog with a shorter lifespan" on an online quiz about this, so maybe I shouldn't get one at all.
When I was starting to become religious, the most common question I got was, "So does that mean you are going to wear a wig?"

Jul 12, 2012 at 3:00pm | 347 comments

No, not the kind of hunting where you wear camo and sleep in the woods, silly.
I'm not trying to be a totally mean hardass here, but sometimes it just happens.

Mar 5, 2013 at 3:00pm | 329 comments

When discussing marriage and/or weddings, something I’ve heard from people who are having a smaller or no wedding has been, “Oh, we just care about getting married and being in love.”

Aug 12, 2013 at 3:00pm | 250 comments

"No, but he’s really hot," translates to "How did you trick someone like that into having sex with you?"
A list of stuff I will just start keeping in my bag at all times, probably in that suit flap thing where people with real jobs keep their nice outfits.
real housewives
And other truths one Real Housewife overlooked in her new train-wreck of an advice book.
ask emily
This guy probably sucks. Nothing against him, but like 90 percent of people suck, which you rapidly realize if you spend any time on the dating scene. GOD, everyone SUCKS!
sex therapist
Many well-meaning people immediately asked me if we were sure. Uh, where was that doubt when I was spending thousands of dollars on my wedding?
Our inaugural advice column is here! Now help a person out, would you?
A misguided woman wrote a letter to an advice columnist who gave at the very least poor advice, and this truly disgusting video was made to illustrate it all.
So what now? I guess I’m supposed to be filled with regret over my barren womb and spinster future?
I fear sometimes that I'm out of touch -- out of touch and out of my depth.
joan crawford
A selection of the wackiest advice from Mommie Dearest.
I understand the urge to give the people in your life advice, I find myself tempted too. But I firmly believe that I’m a better friend for keeping my mouth shut, and I’ve developed a few basic rules to keep me in check when it comes to advice giving.

Dec 23, 2013 at 5:00pm | 96 comments

'People aren't judging you as much as you think they are. This one will take you a LONG time to figure out.'