The older I get, the more extreme my absent-mindedness has become and I'm honestly starting to wonder if something is vaguely WRONG WITH MY BRAIN.
forgetfulness
adhd
Many loved ones had names for my problem: Slothy Slothiness. Another Day in the Life of Disaster Girl. The Anna Show, Where the Rest of Us Can Only be Extras. The actual name for what I had was ADHD.
chores
Or should I just keep handing him twenty dollar bills?
adhd
My kid was always “that kid.” You know the one: the biter, the hitter, the pincher.
adderall
Oh, you don't take Adderall? Cool, then just forward on this link to the nine friends in your email address book that do.
adhd
Oh, like what you were doing at 4:45 AM this morning was SOOO much more productive!
add
I love power walks! But it's gross where I live.
