Are mismatched jewels tacky and cheap, or the perfect way to get your orphaned jewelry back out on the town?
"Reign" is The CW's version of Mary Queen of Scots at French Court -- and it's delicious and CHIC.
Who needs a red carpet? I think they're totally appropriate for the local dive bar.

Dec 5, 2013 at 6:00pm | 78 comments

Did you ever think that maybe your shoes want to feel pretty, too?
statement necklaces
Obsessed with Halloween? Why not adorn your body with its relics all year long?
How am I going to work this trend in to the black hole that is my closet?
Sadly, we're not in France. But we're still dissecting all the runway looks.
Ke$ha recently released a line of penis-shaped necklaces and earrings. But why stop there, y'all?
do this don't
My necklaces enter the room ahead of me, rings flash with light when I point to things, bracelets announce my movements like wearing a wreath of bells at the holidays.
summer beauty
I have got some THINGS for you beauties that I just can’t wait any longer to share with you. Are you ready?
I once ran into a girl at Coachella who recognized me from a Yeah Yeah Yeahs show three months before purely because I was wearing the same fancy earrings. If that isn't making an impression, I don't know what is.
Big purses exist because we lead big lives, rife with potential for disaster. I want to face that life prepared.

Jan 22, 2013 at 4:00pm | 128 comments

I think the real reason I love Halloween is because of the proliferation of crazy faux-spooky things that go on sale. Skulls? Bats? Things that go bump in the night? Yes, please! I always feel the need to fill my home with these things immediately, if not sooner.
hair clips
If I'm in a state of flux and turmoil, I might as well bedazzle. So let's make some peppy pom-pom hair clips, people.

Sep 28, 2012 at 2:30pm | 53 comments

Rihanna has been stealing my look since 2007. It started with hair, but lately it’s gotten worse. You think I’m joking?