Have a cocktail and quit your whining. I’m about to reveal to you the formula for how to be a successful executive, a nurturing mother and an adoring and adored wife all at the same time, and I’m not charging you a dime.
Each week when I tuned into TeenNick, my eyes were inundated with the same deeply disturbing commercial. This is my attempt to process it. Proceed with caution, because what has been seen can’t be unseen.
Yes, she can be vain and domineering; she get incredibly jealous and can fly into a volatile rage with little to no warning, but Miss Piggy is still worthy of admiration and (careful, discerning) emulation.