expired
Spontaneous rashes, bad color choices, and the smell of an old guy's rotten mouth.
rihanna
Have I mentioned that I kind of like Rihanna? Have I ever casually name-dropped her in an article before?
halloween
This is what happens when Barbie's horrible cousin from Hell visits.
lipstick
Okay, now, I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but I feel like I might have stumbled upon the Perfect Face Formula. (Don't tell anyone! No, wait, DO!)
makeup
I use neutrals sometimes, but usually only because they happen to be in a palette with turquoise and purple.
benefit
What's indispensable in your makeup bag?
eye makeup
Imagine, if you will, that the card catalog is chocolate. And my need to reorganize my makeup is peanut butter. I think you see where this is going.
ask hannah
I learned it from watching you! (If you are Hannah Johnson, xoJane Associate Beauty Editor).
mac
I've known this lipstick longer than I've known my husband. Longer than I've known most of my really good friends. Certainly longer than I've had this job.
diane von furstenburg
Plus some obligatory, vaguely related makeup tips.