false eyelashes
In which I go from barely remembering to put on mascara to full-blown Beyonce.
trans issues
Of course California would wait until the minute I've left the state for the opposite side of the country to pass a recordbreaking law and get it officially signed by the Governor.
arizona
Employees enter the building via the sacred garden space in back, and meditate and clear out any emotional garbage before they begin their daily duties to ensure infusion of the greatest possible amount of pure love.