We first met through Christina Kelly when she introduced me to your fantastic blog Two Whole Cakes. I fell for you more deeply when you wrote that story where you said "I have a beach body. It’s this one, the one I take to the beach." Then you sealed the deal (yucky marriage/hymen metaphor) with your piece on street harassment. And now two minutes ago I got to hug you in person and welcome you as a full-time member of our staff.
And you showed up to our first encounter wearing the coolest PINK shoes ever!