I'm reminded of this, which has been going on for like 15 years now, as I see him around promoting his new movie (I will fire myself if I call it a bromance). The last time he acted like I wanted him was at a friend's house while he laid into me about having no backbone because I, a vegetarian at the time, ate veal at Anna Wintour's home when seated next to her at a dinner for 8. (I mean, really, what would you do?) He also acts very convincingly like he doesn't want me back. But I don't want him!