I sadly don't have time to write a rambling open thread intro for you this week. Which means: Way less to make fun of. And way more flexibility to make this comment thread proof of your brilliance and lack of need for me at all. So do it! Over and over and over again, as you are the masters of the form.
P.S. How many times a week would you do it (comment, have sex, fall in love) if it were all up to you?