P.S. I must be looking up at the camera here, thus the face-lift effect. I'll take it.
Accidental Face-Time
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It Happened To Me: I Ended Up In Bed With A 27-Year-Old Virgin 299 It Happened To Me: I Went Home With A 27-Year-Old Virgin
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Haunted Dolls and Dead Victorians: I LOVE Spooky Stuff 235 Louise's "Spooky" List: Dead Victorians, "The Body Farm" and Haunted Dolls
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Alison Freer Came to xoJane and Then Emily Asked if Jane Had Sex With Alison's Boyfriend and Jane Said She Can't Remember 51 Alison Freer Came to xoJane and Then Emily Asked if Jane Had Sex With Alison's Boyfriend and Jane Said She Can't Remember
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I Was Uninvited to "Celebrate Promiscuity" on HuffPost Live After I Wrote This Piece Today 81 HuffPost Live Uninvited Me to "Celebrate Promiscuity" After I Wrote This Piece Today
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I Would Not Hesitate to Subject My Kid to Ridicule to Teach Him A Lesson 32 Like Those Parents In Utah, I Would Not Hesitate to Dress My Kid In Ugly Clothes to Teach Him A Lesson
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It Happened To Me: I Crashed My Car And Got A DUI 145 It Happened To Me: I Drove Drunk, Crashed My Car, And Ended Up With A DUI
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What The Parenting Books Don't Tell You: Three-Year-Olds Are Jerks 120 What The Parenting Books Don't Tell You: You Are Not A Terrible Parent Just Because Your Three Year Old Is a Jerk
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Do You Ever Stop Fighting With Your Mom? 110 Apparently We Stop Fighting With Our Moms At 23 -- Not In My Experience
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Help Me Get Over This Admittedly Absurd Bit Of Body Insecurity: I Have a "Banana Roll" 105 Internet, Meet My Third Buttcheek, AKA My Banana Roll
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I Had a Refreshing Makeout Session Yesterday With a Former Drug Dealer Who Once Sold Me Weed Outside The New York Post 81 I Made Out With a Guy Who Once Sold Me Weed Outside The New York Post Yesterday
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OPEN THREAD: HommeMystere Makes Lady-Styled Bras And Panties For Dudes, And It's Awesome 50 OPEN THREAD: HommeMystere Makes Lady-Styled Bras And Panties For Dudes, (Gay, Straight, Or Whatever!)
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I Kiss My Stuffed Pony Goodnight, And Other Things I Never Quite Grew Out Of 88 I'm A Grown Woman, But I'll Never Grow Out Of Some Things
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It's Official: Chris Christie Was Fat Shamed Into Weight Loss Surgery 191 Chris Christie Was Fat Shamed Into Weight Loss Surgery
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My Male Cat Has Totally Softened Me To The Idea Of Having A Son Someday 113 I Adopted A Male Cat And Now I'm Totally Cool With Having A Son Someday
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Even Though We Don't Talk As Much Anymore, My New Mom Friends Were Real 17 Even Though We Don't Talk As Much Anymore, My New Mom Friends Were As Real As Can Be
