Emily got a pitch letter today that was a succinct and moving plea. It said simply, "Do you buy homemade porn?"
Call me crazy (please), but I really and truly want that cross-stitched and framed to hang on my office wall. I will pay for your materials and time. Tell me below if you're interested.
And now... Take a peek at this week’s missed story opportunities (as suggested by our editorial board and NOT written about by our writers), if you care to:
The Oklahoma ban on hoodies has been around for a while. [Hello Giggles]
Tina Fey stands up for satirists. [Buzzfeed]
Mark Zuckerberg has his eye on Oprah's Book Club. [Gawker]
It is now illegal for transgender men and women to drive in Russia. [The Guardian]
Selfie-stick sales (and the human capacity for narcissism) have gone up 3,000 percent . [Bustle]
Moschino has been bisecting models with over-the-top Photoshopping. [The Daily Mail]
Saint Laurent is doing everything right and signed Joni Mitchell as a campaign model. [Jezebel]
Happy Saturday, y'all.