I'm happy to report that our mini-team has been working overtime, snapping up news items left and right, and so this weekly round up is a bit on the short side. I'm even happier to report that Amber who I call GG (for genius girl, which I will now reveal since not one of you guessed that) is now Associate Editor and Social Media Director. This means that we've had some lovely little email threads toying with new acronyms (GG/AE/SMD) and that'll she'll be doing more and more writing on the site. Speaking of writing for xoJane, can't you, will you, won't you?
See if any of these links get you thinking of stories you would like to write about and then go ahead and pitch us.
'The Jinx' producers may have kept information from the police. [Bustle]
Eva Mendes claims sweatpants cause divorce. [Page Six]
Mitt Romney isn't running for President, but he is stepping into the boxing ring. [Jezebel]
Resigned Rep. Aaron Schock is being investigated by the Justice Department. [Washington Post]
The brutal attack of Black UVA leads to investigation [USA Today]
Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Saturday, y'all.