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I didn't spend much time writing this this week, because I was too busy deleting troll comments from Open Thread. Priorities.
So without further ado, I offer you these thirteen news items that my team hit the snooze button on. (Does that metaphor work? I'm not sure. Let's take a vote.)
George Zimmerman has been involved in another shooting. [CNN]
PBS's new documentary reveals the horrors of salmonella. [HuffPo]
Rick Santorum won't stop talking about Bruce Jenner. [Bustle]
People are abusing Facebook's Nepal Safety Check on social media. [Buzzfeed]
A new study shows women enjoy casual sex as much as men. [HuffPo]
22 former frat members found guilty in hazing death case. [Chicago Tribune]
UVA is suing Rolling Stone for defamation. [Bustle]
The derailed Amtrak train may have been struck before the crash. [NYT]
The Mindy Project has been picked up by Hulu! [Jezebel]
North Korea Defense Minister Hyon Yong Chol has been executed. [Wall Street Journal]
Folks are speaking out against putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill. [The Guardian]
The Boston Marathon Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, has received the death sentence. [Jezebel]
The end may be near for American Apparel. [Buzzfeed]
Say anything you like about these or other topics you want to discuss here. Then go have weekends, y'all!