- Thor is a lady now.
- The guy who coined the term “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” is sorry.
- Would you eat 112-year-old ham?
- “I don’t care if you like it” feminism.
- Giving your dog an awesome party on the day he’s going to be euthanized.
- A new app lets you create your own Seinfeld episodes, and of course it’s called Kramera.
- Women who post sexy pictures on social media are judged as less attractive by female peers.
- Would you welcome this robot into your family?
- Do women really need a BFF?
- Stop feeling sorry for Rachel McAdams.
- This is probably a bad way to try to kill a spider.
- The best music videos that didn’t get a VMA nomination.
12 Topics I Couldn’t Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including How Not To Kill A Spider
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