jane's phone
Interesting answers will make me feel more like an acceptable human AND will qualify you to call in to our weekly staff meeting tomorrow.
in

Jun 24, 2014 at 2:45pm | 105 comments

bikes
Tell me, tell me, because your answers make my days almost as much as this gift did!
in

Jun 9, 2014 at 3:07pm | 76 comments

jane's phone
And teach me how to say "weed" without sounding like a total poser.
in

Jun 4, 2014 at 1:22pm | 110 comments

jane's phone
What does a bullseye rash mean?
in

May 27, 2014 at 5:08pm | 107 comments

jane's phone
Weirdest one gets a prize!
in

Apr 30, 2014 at 9:15am | 599 comments

jane's phone
And don't make me use the newfangled portmanteau "Framily."
in

Apr 23, 2014 at 5:11pm | 49 comments

jane's phone
First, tell us how bored you are.
in

Apr 23, 2014 at 1:49pm | 29 comments

jane's phone
And how's your Monday?
in

Apr 21, 2014 at 1:16pm | 54 comments

starbucks
We would love to invite you to join a crazy gathering we are having today, whatever your name is or isn't.
jane's phone
We are starting our staff meeting in a little under an hour, which is why I'm…
in

Apr 9, 2014 at 1:25pm | 0 comments

jane's phone
This just happened.
in

Apr 3, 2014 at 6:15pm | 53 comments

jane's phone
What do I do?
in

Mar 17, 2014 at 7:00pm | 196 comments

jane's phone
And tell me what we can do when this person is here!
in

Mar 14, 2014 at 4:46pm | 32 comments

jane's phone
Cher, Beyonce, Mariah and Grumpy Cat. And who are you hanging out with this fine day?
in

Mar 10, 2014 at 2:16pm | 25 comments

jane's phone
What have you been doing with all that free time you weren't spending with us?
in

Mar 6, 2014 at 1:20pm | 181 comments

jane's phone
Instead of joining our weekly staff meeting today, you can watch some of last week's. Or skip it and just say hi.
in

Mar 5, 2014 at 2:49pm | 21 comments

jane's phone
Help me be funny and I will pay you in booze (or something else you love) and a party!
in

Feb 26, 2014 at 10:14am | 101 comments

jane's phone
My puppies, Lemon and Balloon, clearly want you to be theirValentines! Full…
in

Feb 14, 2014 at 12:20pm | 0 comments

jane's phone
We're moving offices! Sooooo... who wants my breast pillows? (One to a customer.)
in

Feb 11, 2014 at 7:00pm | 66 comments

jane's phone
And which words have you seen once too often lately?
in

Feb 10, 2014 at 11:15am | 187 comments

jane's phone
Yes, that was the first and last pun you will ever see from me
in

Feb 4, 2014 at 2:51pm | 76 comments

jane's phone
I love being parodied!
in

Jan 23, 2014 at 3:41pm | 853 comments

jane's phone
What pranks should I pull?
in

Jan 22, 2014 at 3:16pm | 0 comments