One page of notes from the staff meeting before you all chimed in OR my personal to-do list? Who could tell?
By the way, the colonics thing was just a note about How Many People Were Pitching Colonics-related Stories, not an assignment. The colonic story that always sticks in my mind and supersedes all others (though you could no doubt prove me wrong) is the woman who saw the pink Barbie shoe that she'd swallowed as a 5-year-old sailing down the tube.
Anyway, the following pages of Staff Meeting notes are filled with much more interesting ideas than this one. And, as I said, your feedback was the best. You may (or may not) be interested to know that traffic ended up way up yesterday.