Thank you so much, darlings, for being part of our weird and weekly staff meeting. We were a little starstruck because we had two of you frequent commenters (Mere Darling and maybeIWANTtolooktrashy) on the call and we feel like we know you. I have read, I'm sure, more of your writing than you've read of mine. That was intense. Also, I am not at all bored here, though it may look like it. I am just looking for the Buttered Popcorn flavor jellybean. I will never understand why they discontinued the Peanut Butter flavor, my all-time favorite -- or maybe other people are just getting to them first and picking those out, but I haven't seen one in ages. I also like Licorice and the one that tastes like Red Hots. Cannot stand that one that's pale green with the green dots -- I think it is pear. I spit those out -- as I do the Cherries. (And when spitting them out, I always think of someone with an eating disorder sucking on food and then spitting it out.) And never anything banana flavored, thank you. Thank you! You?
Which Jellybean Flavor Is Your Favorite?
May We Suggest
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