Bryan stole my phone and filmed me. I don't seem that excited, do I? Think I am just a little low energy today. I'm perfectly happy. You? Simplistic question, huh?
Me Exiting the Kim, Kourteney, Khloe interview
May We Suggest
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My Tattoos May Make Men Think I'm Easy, But They Also Make It Easy to Meet Men 319 My Tattoos May Make Men Think I'm Slutty, But They Also Help Me Meet Them Constantly
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I'm Getting Gender Whiplash! 14-Year-Old Student Chris Martin Punished for Wearing Makeup to School 94 Boys Can't Wear THAT! Chris Martin Punished for Wearing Makeup to School
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Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course in Empathy and Framing I've Ever Read 73 Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course I've Ever Read
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xoSHAME: I'm Almost 30 And I Just Got My Driver's License 199 S#%t I Almost Forgot To Do In Life: Get A Driver's License
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Stop Talking About "Cat Ladies," The Real Trend Nowadays is "Cat Men," And I'm Dating One 81 Stop Talking About "Cat Ladies," The Real Trend Nowadays is "Cat Men," And I Should Know
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Everyone's Talking About the Hitler Teapot... And It's Kind Of My Fault 99 Woah, My Tweet Was On The Today Show Because I Asked JCPenney About Their Teapot Ad That Looks Like Hitler
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Q: Do You Subtweet? A: If You Said "Yes" Then Congratulations, You Are Officially Passive Aggressive (I Know This Because I'm Guilty, Too) 94 The Best Way To Find Out If You're Passive-Aggressive Is This One Simple Question: Do You Subtweet?
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A Guide For Dealing With Casual Racism 86 How To Deal With Casual Racism
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Why Don't We Call Our Friends When We Need Them Most? 25 Why Is It So Hard To Call Our Friends When We Need Them Most?
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It Happened To Me: I Hoard Hairballs And Feel Gross Even Writing That 94 It Happened To Me: I Pull Out My Hair And Roll The Clumps Into Hairballs That I Hoard
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Comments Of The Week: How Long Have You Been Here, Brave Little Toaster? 21 Comments Of The Week: How Long Have You Been Here, Brave Little Toaster?
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How Not To Be A Dick To A Librarian 268 How Not To Be A Dick At The Library
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5 Things To Buy To Distract Yourself When You Find Out Your Son Has Been Texting Unwanted Pics Of His D#%k 82 NEW EYES: 5 Things To Buy When You Find Out Your Son Has Been Texting Unwanted Pics Of His D#%k
