I mean, this other kid looked like he was about to die and when the nurse said his strep culture came back negative, he slumped against his dad in disbelief that he "wasn't sick." Bad-Mom admission: I was on-one-level psyched about the (false?) positive result Friday morning, because it meant I didn't have to pack her a lunch. I'm certainly not thrilled about giving her antibiotics she may not need, but I mean, how many sandwiches can one mom make?? I feel for you moms of more than one and don't know how you do it. More power. Hate me below IF YOU ARE A PARENT. Xo
Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Fake-Strep Edition
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