Apparently, the fancy way to get the beautiful skin that Tom Cruise and others supposedly got from these bird-poop facials is to use nightingale droppings imported from Japan. I was just going to put some good old NYC pigeon droppings on my face, which Julie thinks is dangerous. Corynne, of course, is currently researching local birds whose poop may be cleaner and whose owners may give it to us for free. Another day in the office.
PS Please welcome -- and send your condolences to -- lovely new intern Amanda!