As my very own Carol Merrill(sp?), Bryan, cracked me up by announcing here, each and every winner of the "guess what and who this is" photo contest will receive a copy of the photo signed by me and the person in the photo, along with (here's the real value...) some really nice soothing cream for even sensitive skin-types. The winner(s) will be announced soon on the original post. I know, we just make this shit up as we go along, but we do try to be good to you, always. And thanks Bry!
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