I just remembered that I didn't tell you yet to call into our staff meeting, which starts in about 15 minutes. Do you want to join? As an added incentive today, Olivia (who is bored and doing who knows what on her phone here while she hangs in my office distracting me) says she is willing to "facilitate you calling in to our meeting today by sending you the call-in information." I'm not sure what she means either, but prove that you are more bored than she is at work right now by telling her you are available to join us now for a meeting where I will attempt to make things EXCITING FOR YOU. If you just want to listen in while pretending to work at your work, that's ok too.
First, tell us how bored you are.