This is from my fellow-bad-mom friend, Eve. I've turned to "you little stinker" lately, taking after my own mom, which Charlotte giggles at, maybe because I don't say it right. My other bad-mom friend Cynthia uses "asses" lately to address her children. What niceties do you turn to? What did your parents call you? Or do you want to let me know how I am scarring my young daughter? Any one ok with me.