Which would you choose?
And: Sleep tight, y'all.
This Shouldn't Be That Complicated, But It Is: I Don't Know How To Go To The Gym 247 I Don't Know How To Go To The Gym
It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell At Work 70 It Happened To Me: I Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell On The Set Of The New Anchorman Movie
It Happened to Me: I'm Coming Out As Having Bipolar Disorder 41 It Happened to Me: I Am Not Ashamed of My Bipolar Disorder
In Defense of The Bridezilla: Don't Hate the Wedding Player, Hate the Wedding Game 297 In Defense of The Bridezilla
OPEN THREAD: Did Your Dad's Absence Make You A Slut? 76 OPEN THREAD: Do Absent Dads Make For Slutty Daughters?
I JUST LIKE YOU, WITH MY BODY: How Much Friendly Physical Affection Is Too Much? 138 How Much Friendly Physical Affection Is Too Much? Inquiring Minds Want to Know
I Tested Three Antique Vibrators And Here's What They Did To My Junk 50 Pleasure Yourself the Old-Fashioned Way: With An ANTIQUE VIBRATOR
MY NAME IS CANDACE, And I've Had It With People Mistaking Me For Every Other Black Woman They Know 179 THAT'S NOT MY NAME: On Being Mistaken For Other Black Women
MUST LIKE DORITOS: Does Food Preference Affect Our Relationships? 384 Why I Could Never Date A Health Nut, And Other Food-Related Deal Breakers
10 Uniquely Awesome Things About Living In The South 478 10 Reasons Living In The South Is Awesome
AT LAST, ALL MY CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR SECRETS -- REVEALED! 58 BAMBOO-U (THE U IS FOR UNDERSHIRTS)
FATshion: 7 Adorable Plus Size Dresses With TINY TINY Prints 118 FATshion: WTF Is a Ditsy Print?
This Is The Best I've Ever Looked And The Worst I've Ever Felt 209 I've Never Looked Better But I Feel Pretty Crappy
I Got My First Tarot Reading And I Learned More About Myself Than I Expected 43 I Got My First Tarot Reading And It Reminded Me Of What It Was Like To Believe In Magic
It Happened To Me: I Took the Advice to Call My Father Before it Was Too Late, and He Told Me About How Cocaine Makes Him Horny 66 IHTM: I've Spoken to my Father Once and it was Painful
Enough With This "We Are All So-and-So" Nonsense, White Folks 160 Dear Fellow White Folks: No, You Are Not Trayvon Martin
I HATE EVERYONE: 5 Things That Cheer Me Up When I Am Being A Jerk 103 MAKE ME A UNICORN: And 4 Other Mood Lifters!
I’m A Married Woman With A Close Male Friend, And It’s Changing My Life 143 I'm A Married Women Who Is Adjusting To Having Male Friends Without Sexual Undercurrents
Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: So Now We're Engaged 17 Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: I Know Nothing About Weddings
7 Networking or Job Pitch Emails I Have Actually Sent That Have Gotten Me Successfully in the Door -- Steal Away! 61 7 Networking or Job Pitch Emails I Have Actually Sent That Have Gotten Me Successfully in the Door
I Know It's Kind Of Hipstery, But I'm Super Into Novelty Tanks Right Now 204 Read My T#%&s: My Favorite Novelty Slogan Tanks and Tees
It Happened to Me: I Was Raped at Disney World And Nobody Cared 633 It Happened to Me: I Was Raped While Participating in the Disney College Program and Nobody Cared
Sorry White Male Novelists, But Sexism in Publishing Is Still A Thing 40 I'm Not That Interested In White Male Novelists' Opinions on Sexism in Publishing
BLING RING BEAUTY: Beauty Products To Steal From Your Favorite Celebrities 30 BLING RING BEAUTY: Products To Steal From Hollywood's A-List
IHTM: Doctors Told My Boyfriend He Had A Year To Live, But He Survived, And Then He Dumped Me 137 IHTM: The Doctors Said My Boyfriend Had Less Than A Year To Live -- But He Survived, And Dumped Me
An Ode To Great Dads 41 Happy Father's Day To All The Great Dads Out There!
Happy Father's Day: My Dad Is A Jerk 160 I Hate Father's Day Because My Dad Is A Jerk
Hey Total Strangers, Please Don't Feel Entitled To Touch My Pregnant Tummy 91 Please Don't Touch My Tummy, Random People I Don't Know
I Left Academia Because I Didn't Think It Was Worth All The Trouble -- Apparently Other Women Feel The Same 243 Women Are Leaving Academia Because It's No Fun At All
I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime 38 IHTM: I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime
How Aerial Yoga Cured My Panic Attacks 46 Aerial Yoga Cured My Panic Attacks
OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home? 175 OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home? Or Is That Just Me?
Fat Brides Need Dresses, Too: A Dress Resource List For Plus Sized Brides 196 I Should Have Worn A Wedding Dress -- And I Should Have Bought From These Resources
CONGRATULATIONS: Gifts For Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself 26 Gifts For New Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself
COMING SOON: An App That Teaches You To Masturbate! 35 I Tried Out Every Masturbation-Related App On the Internet
SOMEBODY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY APARTMENT AND I THINK I'VE BEEN LAZY WITH MY SAFETY 181 SOMEBODY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY APARTMENT AND I'M GRATEFUL FOR THE WAKE UP CALL
Still Hate Sandals? OK FINE, WEAR BOOTS ALL SUMMER LONG! Here's How To Do It 134 DO THIS DON’T: WEAR BOOTS ALL SUMMER
It Happened To Me: My Boss's Wife Thought He Was Having An Affair And Tried To Get Me To Spy For Her 65 It Happened To Me: My Boss's Wife Asked Me To Spy On Him
7 Fictional Father Figures Who Helped Raise Me 55 7 Fathers From Movies, TV And Books Who Helped Raise Me
That Plus Size Model Meme Is Terrible: A Stranger's Body Is Not Yours To Judge, Internet! 88 MEME, YOU ARE TERRIBLE: This Model Gets Memed, I Lose Faith In Humanity
LESLEY'S LIST: Five REALLY SIMPLE Happinesses I Love Right Now (Except For The Washing Machine, Which Is Not Simple At All) 178 LESLEY'S LIST: Five Simple Happinesses I Love Right Now