It is this kind of week already, with double layers of notes on my
palm. And when I am in this state, NOTHING, seriously nothing (though
Chinese Herbs are good and I really should get back to masturbating --
will make a note here) helps me out like helping you out. So call me
with any big or little item that's on your mind right now and let me
help you deal with it. Or we can just talk. Call between 11 am and 1
pm ET today at 1-888-4-102-102. It's even FREE! Xox
I Was Ousted As A Boy Scout Leader For Being Gay, And I Will Not Allow My Son To Be A Scout Again Until Their Policy Is Equal 123 It Happened To Me: I Was Ousted As A Boy Scout Leader For Being Gay
I Heart Promiscuous Women, Even Though Science Says I'm Not Supposed To 178 F*ck You, Science, I Love Promiscuous Women
It Happened To Me: I'm In A Happy Polyamorous Relationship 273 It Happened To Me: I'm In A Polyamorous Relationship And I Love It
I Love You, Patton Oswalt, And You F@#%ing Let Me Down, Man: On Internet Sexism, Male Comedians and Disillusionment 101 An Internet Bro Attacked Me for Calling Out Sexism, Then Patton Oswalt Disillusioned Me Forever By Joining In
My Tattoos May Make Men Think I'm Easy, But They Also Make It Easy to Meet Men 319 My Tattoos May Make Men Think I'm Slutty, But They Also Help Me Meet Them Constantly
I'm A Deaf Beach Volleyball Player Representing The US In The 2013 Deaflympics 16 What It's Like Being A Deaf Womens's Professional Volleyball Player
I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime 38 IHTM: I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime
F@#$ Sizes! Do Yourself A Favor And Forget Your "Number" 413 Do Yourself A Favor And Forget What Your "Size" Is
Tracking My Food Intake Is Driving Me Crazy 227 I've Been Logging My Caloric Intake And It Makes Me Want To Die
HANDS FREE SELFIES: And Other Inventions That Would Improve My Life 108
OPEN THREAD: What Are You A Total Luddite About? 303 OPEN THREAD: What Are You A Total Luddite About?
What If We All Made Dating Resumes? I'LL GO FIRST 108 My WORST IDEA EVER: What If We All Made Dating Resumes?
Happy Father's Day: My Dad Is A Jerk 164 I Hate Father's Day Because My Dad Is A Jerk
This Summer, I Will Wear A Bikini For The First Time Since I Got Back Surgery Ten Years Ago 57 I'm Wearing A Bikini For The First Time Since My Back Surgery
