When I thought she was gesturing that I had rudely cut off her train of thought.
Also: when I co-hosted Martha Stewart Radio once, I got the singular joy of seeing not one but two producers making the universal "Rein Her In!!!" symbol as I began talking about oral sex or some such thing. Inappropriate me. Love to hear your inappropriacies any time you like to share them too. Unite!
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