What 47-year-old Would Be Caught Dead

Aug 8, 2010 at 12:09pm | Leave a comment

With a wrist stamp showing you are of age to drink at Pure nightclub in Vegas? Oh yeah, me. The wedding last night sure was fun and a cool spectacle. I would have stayed in the bottle service section of Pure with a bunch of people half my age in skirts one-seventh mine's length if Dan the Automator's wife/gf Patti Royall hadn't steered me toward the more age-appropriate option of 2 am room service. Cheeseburgers at the one and only Caesar's Palace sure are yummy. Ahhhhh.