So Usher is in the playground and totally nice to me and Charlotte and her friend Mya. I am certainly no better than the paparrazzi if I show you the video. Correct? Note: I have never met him before (that I recall -- I'm old).
Usher is F-in' Hot. And this is a Name-Drop.
May We Suggest
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