Since you had such good ideas for pranks to play on our new Managing Ed, starting today, I thought you could somehow help me get away with not washing my hair. I've been up working since 6:50, took kid to school, back home to keep working and just want to go into the office without taking the time away from this fun work to shower or even do an in-sink situation. Another option: just wash the front/bangs. What would you do?
PS I am not all farts and greasy hair, btw. I actually do go to fashion shows and movie premieres and get all clean for them and stuff. Just so you know.
PPS I love you, clean or dirty.