Updated: The Book On Peeing Yourself

How long do you hold it?

Oct 16, 2012 at 11:05am | Leave a comment

A book arrived for me at home this morning, so I grabbed it and just
unwrapped it on my way to the office and here it is and I'm so
confused. Is there another Jane Pratt out there who is expecting this?
Is the word out that I need it after Emily outed me as having peed
myself the other day? Or is it just that I am Problem Girl right now,
so why not pile on some other potential issues for me to be as zen as
possible about?

You already know about the bed-bugs (which are leading me to wear even
weirder combinations of clothes than usual, because everything is in
garbage bags or at the cleaners, so these tights are courtesy of the
local drugstore this morning and I'm going to make them work, dammit).
You already helped me with dandruff (it's now gone! thank you!). And
there is another issue going on that I haven't even shared with you as
I so don't want to be a Help Me Again whiner.

PS I just learned that women are supposed to pee every three waking
hours, whether they need to or not. Well, I generally hold it all day
long until I absolutely have to go and I guess I was given exactly
what I need, as always. How often do you pee? And how's your day?

Update: This was sent to me by accident. The girl in Puerto Rico who wants it (for nursing purposes, I'm sure) got my copy of Autobiography of a Yogi. Sending this to her as we speak!

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