And I LOVE it and get worried if I think I might not have it accessible for a few days. It makes me feel vibrant and alive and I think this brand likely has a higher alcohol content than GT's 'cause I only drank half of it after a full meal and I can't stop giggling. Plus I feel like everything that I'm contributing right now is brilliant and important. It doesn't have hardly any fizz though. Partay!!!
This Shouldn't Be That Complicated, But It Is: I Don't Know How To Go To The Gym 89 I Don't Know How To Go To The Gym
This Is What Happens When A Dad Advocates For His Daughter 11
It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell At Work 59 It Happened To Me: I Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell On The Set Of The New Anchorman Movie
It Happened to Me: I'm Coming Out As Having Bipolar Disorder 21 It Happened to Me: I Am Not Ashamed of My Bipolar Disorder
In Defense of The Bridezilla: Don't Hate the Wedding Player, Hate the Wedding Game 259 In Defense of The Bridezilla
HANDS FREE SELFIES: And Other Inventions That Would Improve My Life 78
OPEN THREAD: Did Your Dad's Absence Make You A Slut? 64 OPEN THREAD: Do Absent Dads Make For Slutty Daughters?
I JUST LIKE YOU, WITH MY BODY: How Much Friendly Physical Affection Is Too Much? 105 How Much Friendly Physical Affection Is Too Much? Inquiring Minds Want to Know
I Tested Three Antique Vibrators And Here's What They Did To My Junk 37 Pleasure Yourself the Old-Fashioned Way: With An ANTIQUE VIBRATOR
Actions Versus Words: The Man Who Changed My Life By Showing Me The Difference 25
MY NAME IS CANDACE, And I've Had It With People Mistaking Me For Every Other Black Woman They Know 147 THAT'S NOT MY NAME: On Being Mistaken For Other Black Women
MUST LIKE DORITOS: Does Food Preference Affect Our Relationships? 350 Why I Could Never Date A Health Nut, And Other Food-Related Deal Breakers
10 Uniquely Awesome Things About Living In The South 429 10 Reasons Living In The South Is Awesome
This Is The Best I've Ever Looked And The Worst I've Ever Felt 197 I've Never Looked Better But I Feel Pretty Crappy
I Got My First Tarot Reading And I Learned More About Myself Than I Expected 43 I Got My First Tarot Reading And It Reminded Me Of What It Was Like To Believe In Magic
It Happened To Me: I Took the Advice to Call My Father Before it Was Too Late, and He Told Me About How Cocaine Makes Him Horny 63 IHTM: I've Spoken to my Father Once and it was Painful
Enough With This "We Are All So-and-So" Nonsense, White Folks 149 Dear Fellow White Folks: No, You Are Not Trayvon Martin
I HATE EVERYONE: 5 Things That Cheer Me Up When I Am Being A Jerk 103 MAKE ME A UNICORN: And 4 Other Mood Lifters!
I Have a Health Problem You Can't See, and I Feel Like I Have to Tackle It Alone 145
Sex Yelp: New App Lets Ladies Anonymously Rate and Review Hookups 73
I’m A Married Woman With A Close Male Friend, And It’s Changing My Life 135 I'm A Married Women Who Is Adjusting To Having Male Friends Without Sexual Undercurrents
Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: So Now We're Engaged 17 Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: I Know Nothing About Weddings
7 Networking or Job Pitch Emails I Have Actually Sent That Have Gotten Me Successfully in the Door -- Steal Away! 61 7 Networking or Job Pitch Emails I Have Actually Sent That Have Gotten Me Successfully in the Door
It Happened to Me: I Was Raped at Disney World And Nobody Cared 488 It Happened to Me: I Was Raped While Participating in the Disney College Program and Nobody Cared
Sorry White Male Novelists, But Sexism in Publishing Is Still A Thing 39 I'm Not That Interested In White Male Novelists' Opinions on Sexism in Publishing
BLING RING BEAUTY: Beauty Products To Steal From Your Favorite Celebrities 30 BLING RING BEAUTY: Products To Steal From Hollywood's A-List
IHTM: Doctors Told My Boyfriend He Had A Year To Live, But He Survived, And Then He Dumped Me 135 IHTM: The Doctors Said My Boyfriend Had Less Than A Year To Live -- But He Survived, And Dumped Me
An Ode To Great Dads 41 Happy Father's Day To All The Great Dads Out There!
9 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Mythical Sugar Daddies 101
Happy Father's Day: My Dad Is A Jerk 159 I Hate Father's Day Because My Dad Is A Jerk
Hey Total Strangers, Please Don't Feel Entitled To Touch My Pregnant Tummy 91 Please Don't Touch My Tummy, Random People I Don't Know
I Left Academia Because I Didn't Think It Was Worth All The Trouble -- Apparently Other Women Feel The Same 242 Women Are Leaving Academia Because It's No Fun At All
I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime 38 IHTM: I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime
How Aerial Yoga Cured My Panic Attacks 46 Aerial Yoga Cured My Panic Attacks
OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home? 174 OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home? Or Is That Just Me?
Fat Brides Need Dresses, Too: A Dress Resource List For Plus Sized Brides 194 I Should Have Worn A Wedding Dress -- And I Should Have Bought From These Resources
CONGRATULATIONS: Gifts For Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself 26 Gifts For New Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself
COMING SOON: An App That Teaches You To Masturbate! 35 I Tried Out Every Masturbation-Related App On the Internet
SOMEBODY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY APARTMENT AND I THINK I'VE BEEN LAZY WITH MY SAFETY 180 SOMEBODY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY APARTMENT AND I'M GRATEFUL FOR THE WAKE UP CALL
It Happened To Me: My Boss's Wife Thought He Was Having An Affair And Tried To Get Me To Spy For Her 65 It Happened To Me: My Boss's Wife Asked Me To Spy On Him
Apparently You Need Even More, More, More (!) Anxiety Reduction, Well I Can Help You With That! 30
7 Fictional Father Figures Who Helped Raise Me 55 7 Fathers From Movies, TV And Books Who Helped Raise Me
That Plus Size Model Meme Is Terrible: A Stranger's Body Is Not Yours To Judge, Internet! 88 MEME, YOU ARE TERRIBLE: This Model Gets Memed, I Lose Faith In Humanity
LESLEY'S LIST: Five REALLY SIMPLE Happinesses I Love Right Now (Except For The Washing Machine, Which Is Not Simple At All) 178 LESLEY'S LIST: Five Simple Happinesses I Love Right Now
I'm An Expert On The Problem Of Fat Talk, But The Truth Is I Do It Myself Way Too Often 97 I'm A Psychologist Who Knows How Harmful "Fat Talk" Is -- But I Find Myself Still Doing It Far Too Often
Meet Us Tomorrow! We're Doing Our First Google Hangout at 2PM EST Friday. We're Taking Any Career or Networking (Or Any Kind) of Questions You Have! 54 It's Our First xoJane Google Hangout Tomorrow at 2p.m.
How Not To Be A Dick To A Librarian 267 How Not To Be A Dick At The Library
Rape Victim Sues After Being Forced to Recant Her Claims, Only to Have Her Rapist Convicted Three Years Later 27 Rape Culture at Work: Victim Forced to Recant Rape Claim After Being Attacked By Serial Rapist
