And I LOVE it and get worried if I think I might not have it accessible for a few days. It makes me feel vibrant and alive and I think this brand likely has a higher alcohol content than GT's 'cause I only drank half of it after a full meal and I can't stop giggling. Plus I feel like everything that I'm contributing right now is brilliant and important. It doesn't have hardly any fizz though. Partay!!!
Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course in Empathy and Framing I've Ever Read 1 Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course I've Ever Read
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$927: A Prom Reflection 40 I Spent About $927 On My High School Prom Look And I Don't Regret It
SPEND IT LIKE YOU GOT IT. What Products Do You Splurge On? 81 WORK TOO HARD TO BE BALLIN' ON A BUDGET -- What Products Do You Splurge On?
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My Therapist Challenged Me To Go 7 Days Without Drinking 118 Do This Don't: Go 7 Days Without Drinking!
My Hometown Is Moore, Oklahoma And I Don't Know What to Do Right Now 62 My Hometown Is Moore, Oklahoma And I Don't Know What to Do
I'm Eating My Way Through New York: My Six Favorite Meals So Far And What I've Learned From Them 83 I'm Eating My Way Through New York: My Top Six Meals So Far, And What They've Taught Me
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I'm A Deaf Beach Volleyball Player Representing The US In The 2013 Deaflympics 14 What It's Like Being A Deaf Womens's Professional Volleyball Player
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I Got An OB/GYN Exam In Iran And Was A Little Shocked By The Differences 50 My OBGYN Visit In Iran
How Not To Be A Dick To Your Roommates 203 The Ten Commandments Of Roommate-dom
I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And I Don't Know If It's for My Race or My Resume 103 I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And Am Trying To Figure Out Why
I've Been Chasing the Craigslist Missed Connections Dragon Ever Since I Had One A Few Years Ago 126 Did I Ever Tell You Guys About the Time I Was a Craigslist Missed Connection?
Do You Believe In Jesus? This Is The Question I Faced This Weekend. No, Really. 200 Do You Believe In Jesus Christ? This Was My Dilemma This Weekend
Why I Always Disclose My Disability In a Job Interview 19 Talking About My Disability Can Be Difficult But Here's Why And How I Always Chose To Do It Anyway
Don't Touch The Vinyl: I'm Worried I'm A Hipster 152 I'm Worried I Might Be a Hipster
Is Anyone Else Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood? 404 Are You Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood?
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Don't Like the Same TV Shows 71 I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Are Divided by TV
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I Went Through My Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts And Found Myself In A Black Hole Of Teenage Angst 36 How Not To Hate Your Teenage Self When Rediscovering Your Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts
My Daughter Was Arrested, Expelled And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor 451 My Daughter Was Arrested And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor
12 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week Including Bedroom Tips From Sitcom Stars 22
Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness? 38 Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness?
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Comments Of The Week: FMTPO 36 Comments Of The Week: FMTPO
I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread 708 I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread
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I Weigh 300 Pounds And I'm Cool With Everyone Knowing It: Thoughts On Zoe Saldana's Allure Cover And The Radical Possibilities Of Disclosing Your Weight 401 I Weigh 300 Pounds And You Can Put That On A Magazine Cover: Why We Should All Consider Publicly Disclosing Our Weight
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It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Christian Virgin And I'm Saving Myself for Marriage 549 It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Virgin Saving Myself For Marriage
I Always Thought My Husband Would Buy Me a Diamond Necklace, But Now That We're Getting Divorced, I Bought One For Myself 44 I Bought Myself a Diamond Necklace (and You Should, Too!)
An Easy Guide to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About In the Morning 102 5 Steps to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About in the Morning
My Husband's a Better Parent Than Me 12 My Husband's Awesome Parenting Made Me Insecure As A Mother
SLAYING SUMMER BEAUTY: Sick New Products From All My Favorite Companies 82 I CAN'T HANDLE: These Amazing New Beauty Products From All My Favorite Companies
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Man, I'm Totally Not Over ANY Of My Exes 85 I'm Pretty Sure I'm Not Actually Over ANY Of My Exes
I Just Found GIRLPROPS Again, And Now My Life Is Complete 82 Did You Forget About Girlprops Because HO-LEE HELL, I Did
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Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Know For A Fact That My Best Friend Brian Does Not Want To F@#% Me 213 Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Have 3 Years Of Not F@#%ing My BFF Brian To Prove It
Moving To America (Almost) Gave Me An Eating Disorder 396 I Became Obsessed With Food To Make Rent In NYC
My Male Cat Has Totally Softened Me To The Idea Of Having A Son Someday 113 I Adopted A Male Cat And Now I'm Totally Cool With Having A Son Someday
Twitter Laughed at the Idea of a 7-year-old Fashion Designer, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5 21 Twitter Laughed at the Idea of 7-year-old Suri Cruise's Fashion Line, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5
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