So basically rather than that thing they call "sleeping", I took two quick naps between working last night. And now my phone is giving me resistance about continuing (in all its iPhone wisdom -- except that it changed that its to it's, which isn't so wise). I couldn't erase enough other photos and videos in time or would have taken and shown you one sexy video and one cute photo. Neither of me. Xo
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