Mark Wahlberg or Howard Stern?

Jan 9, 2012 at 1:45pm | Leave a comment

Here's Madeline triple-crossing her legs when Mark Wahlberg came by Jane Radio just now. I, on the other hand, was much more crossed after Howard Stern came by earlier. Oh man, that guy is pure hot to me. And this is the most superficial thing I will ever write, but anyway, are you feeling me? Or Madeline? Or both? Bryan, who was also there at the radio today, is into both Mark and in-person-Howard.

 

PS You are allowed to vote neither, also, but why would you ever? I mean, we are offering free sex here (in our imaginations at least). I guess if you are asexual or really don't like sex with men. If there are other potential reasons, they are not coming to me right now. 

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