Why are you torturing me so?? And who thought it was a good idea for me to go on this raw-food thing? Oh yeah, me. I was looking for mental clarity and to figure out whether this fogginess I sometimes get is not hormonal but a "carb/sugar fog," as Colin Farrell suggested to me. I had no idea how much sugar I ate until I'm not eating any. Though draining my daughter's gumball machine the night before this cleanse started could have been a clue. This is day two and, well, Kate Ciurej, I'm going to eat your head.
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