To look back at Friday's calendar and enjoy the memories of meeting reader Brooklynbee/Janine (I adore you!) and partying with Charlotte 'til dawn. (We didn't actually party until dawn -- we slept over and woke up to continue the party in the morning. I just thought the other sounded better.) Xo
HEY YOU! It’s A LONG Weekend, So Here’s Your Extra-Long Open Thread 121 HEY YOU! It’s A LONG Weekend, So Here’s Your Extra-Long Open Thread
I Helped Start the #FBRape Campaign Because We Must Not Tolerate Facebook's Allowance of Horrifying Pictures Showing Violence Against Women 23 I Helped Start the #FBRape Campaign to Protest Facebook's Allowance of Horrifying Images Showing Violence Against Women
I'M MELTiNG: Your Sunscreen Is Expired and Murdery 35 BEAUTY PANIC: Your Expired Sunscreen Is Trying To Kill You
Do You Believe In Astrology? You Probably Will After You Read This 163 Do You Believe In Astrology B.S.? You Probably Will After You Read This
The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Pleasing Your Man 50 How To Make Your Boyfriend Love You, Compliments Of Reddit
How Not To Be a Dick to A Sexually Submissive Woman (If That Sexually Submissive Woman Is Me) 77 I'm Sexually Submissive, But Please Don't Ask Me To Finger a Stranger
Do This Dont: Wear Black All Summer 56 I Wear Black All Summer. Suck It.
If I See Another Bare Breast on Television, I'm Going to Scream 71 I'm Super-Tired of Seeing Boobs on My TV Screen
Yes, People, I Know I'm Skinny So Please Quit Telling Me 132 I Know I'm Skinny So Please Quit Telling Me
3 Dorky Methods I Use to Prevent Tweaker-Style Anxiety Attacks 58 3 Weird Ways I Prevent Anxiety Attacks
I Was A Stage Mom Until Hollywood Turned My Kid Into An Asshole 30 My Kid Became a Hollywood Asshole
How About That "Top Gun"? Look Like a Badass in These Classic Aviator Shades 39 LOOK LIKE A TOP GUN IN THESE HOT AVIATOR SHADES
It Happened To Me: I'm In A Happy Polyamorous Relationship 171 It Happened To Me: I'm In A Polyamorous Relationship And I Love It
Somehow I’ve Become A Flystrip For Younger Men And I Don’t Know How To Make It Stop 120 Only Younger Guys Are Attracted To Me And I Don't Know What To Do About It
My Dog Is Racist 82 Yes Dogs Can Be Sorta Racist
My Body Dysmorphia Is Totally Getting In The Way Of All The Awesome Sex I Should Be Having 73 I Have Body Dysmorphia When Really I Should Have AWESOME SEX ALL THE TIME
xoGain: DIY Ice Cream From The Resourceful Stoner In Me 56 The Resourceful Stoner: Ice Cream With No Ice Cream Maker
I Moved Out Of My Parents' House At 14, And This Is What I've Learned From It 41 Life Lessons I Learned By Moving Out At 14
Star Trek Writer Apologizes for "Gratuitous" and "Misogynistic" Underwear Scene -- Is This Necessary/Enough? 127 OPEN THREAD: Star Trek Writer Apologizes for "Gratuitous" and "Misogynistic" Underwear Scene
Try This Now: Foam Hair Dye Is The FUTURE 53 Foam Hair Dye Is Superior And This Is Why
An Open Letter to the Class of 2013, Inspired By My Friend Graduating Today Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown and Ended Up in the Hospital 29 An Open Letter to the Class of 2013, Inspired By My Friend Graduating Today Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown
A Guide For Dealing With Casual Racism 75 How To Deal With Casual Racism
I Did a Wiccan Love Spell To Meet A Man And it Worked (Kinda) 28 I (Almost) Manifested Love With Magic!
I Would Not Hesitate to Subject My Kid to Ridicule to Teach Him A Lesson 145 Like Those Parents In Utah, I Would Not Hesitate to Dress My Kid In Ugly Clothes to Teach Him A Lesson
I Love You, Patton Oswalt, And You F@#%ing Let Me Down, Man: On Internet Sexism, Male Comedians and Disillusionment 88 An Internet Bro Attacked Me for Calling Out Sexism, Then Patton Oswalt Disillusioned Me Forever By Joining In
So, Sometimes I Buy Food With No Plans Of Eating It: On Fear, Food Hoarding, And Feeling Safe 107 WEIRD COPING STRATEGIES: Is There An Eating Disorder Specifically About Hoarding Food?
I LOVE MAROON 5, OK? Tell Me Your Guilty Pleasure Music 248 Guilty Pleasure Music: What's Yours And Should You Even Feel Guilty?
I'm The Comic Who Was Fired Because 10 Men Heckled Me To Show My Breasts And Vagina, And I'm Speaking Out For The First Time 135 I'm The Comic Who Was Fired Because I Was Heckled To Show My Breasts And Vagina
I Went To Jail Because My Husband Embezzled Millions Of Dollars 31 My Husband Embezzled Millions Of Dollars And I Went To Jail Because Of it
Science Says We Are Lying To Ourselves About Our Own Hotness 128 According to Science, I Think I'm Hotter Than I Actually Am
It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Crashed A Lululemon Interview 119 It Happened To Me: I Crashed A Group Interview At Lululemon And Felt Wildly Out Of Place
StyleUp is Saving My Life Right Now By Telling Me What To Wear Every Day 57
I’m A Professional Fetish Model 21 It Happened To Me: I'm A Fetish Model
How Not To Be A Dick To Someone With Depression 224 6 Ways To Not Be A Dick To Someone With Depression
I’m Bringing Dickeys Back! Go Ahead, Laugh All You Want 110 I’m Bringing Dickeys Back! No Really HEAR ME OUT
Open Thread: Jose Canseco Manages to Disgust Us In Ways We Didn't Dream Possible By Posting Picture, Name, Phone, Location of Rape Accuser 75 Open Thread: Jose Canseco Posts Picture, Name, Phone, Location of Rape Accuser
My BODY SUCKS BUT I'M TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH IT ANYWAY: Body Acceptance For The Chronically Ill 58 I'm Chronically Ill And I Still Believe In Body Acceptance
It Happened To Me: I Became Homeless On Purpose To Overcome My Fear of Failure 191 It Happened To Me: I Became Homeless As A Personal Project To Overcome My Fear Of Failure
5 Products You Should Totally Jack From a Dude's Place 42 5 Dude Products You Should Totally Be Using
Should I Be Offended That One of the Guys I'm Dating Refused a Blow Job Because He Said His Penis is "On Vacation"? 203 Should I Be Offended That One of the Guys I'm Dating Refused a Blow Job?
It Happened To Me: I Became Celibate To Heal From Sexual Abuse 53 It Happened To Me: Celibacy Helped Me Heal From Sexual Abuse
As an Expert in Troubled Relationships, I'm Offering Myself Up As a Greeting Card Writer 61 Are You In a Troubled Relationship? I Have The Perfect Card For You
The Five Dollar Face: Get A Full Face Of Makeup At The Drug Store 98 How To Get A Full Face Of Makeup For Five Dollars
Do This Don't: Sleep With Your Ex Boyfriend 67 Do You Ever Feel Like Your Life Is Spiraling Out Of Control? You Should Probably Go Sleep With Your Ex Boyfriend
Your Weekly Organasm: Recycling Stuff You Don't Need Makes The Planet Green And Also Your Wallet 22 Your Weekly Organasm: I Can Make $$ from Recycling My Laptops? WUT?!?! I’m All Over It!
Is There Some Unspoken Girl Rule That You Have to Return A Compliment in Kind? 153 I Don't Think I Got the Girl Memo on Compliments
How Not To Be A Dick On Social Media During A Terrorist Attack, Natural Disaster, Or Other Horrifying Tragedy 165 How Not To Be A Dick On Social Media During A Terrible National Tragedy
"Your Vagina is Repulsive" And Other Offers of Conditional Love You Should Reject 363 If A Guy Hates Your Vagina, DO NOT DATE HIM FOR MANY YEARS
Tracking My Food Intake Is Driving Me Crazy 226 I've Been Logging My Caloric Intake And It Makes Me Want To Die
It Happened to Me: I'm That Trust Fund Baby Everyone Hates 175 My Trust Fund Landed Me In Spiritual Rock Bottom
