It's Friday here at xoJane and I am sitting in the clubhouse having the TIME ignoring everybody because I'm listening to the Squeeze Spotify radio station and it is the Pretenders, Big Country, Elvis Costello, The Jam and other bands that are absolutely PRIME to work to. Everybody is saying things but I'm not listening! Why? Because, Jane said I could change Jane's Phone into Olivia's Phone and that is WHAT I'M DOING DUH BEFORE SHE CHANGES HER MIND.
If I were Jane what would I say? She would probably ask about you wouldn't she? She is actually the sweetest ray of sunshine sweetness and she loves you readers (I'M NOT JEALOUS AT ALL).
I'm doing some pretty gnarly things this weekend that I can't tell you about because I don't want to jinx them (COPS). So I'm not going to tell you about that. I am going to tell you about a super secret mission I'm going on this weekend to Barneys, for a story for you folks. It involves going to Barneys, that's all I can tell you.
Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait.
To be real, I have nothing left to say really. I guess that's why it is JANE'S phone, not OLIVIA'S phone.
Anyway, I'm off now to bug Corynne to let me go home early or something.
xo Olivia (PRO-HACKER)