Just hand him a boob. Oh,my poor poor assistant and his breast-phobia. (Seriously, I have never met anyone with a case like this. Have you?? Its origins fascinate me.) This boob he's holding here in the office at the moment is one of the about-to-be-signed (by me and Cat) photos that will be on their way with wonderful creams (not that kind) to you beautiful contest winners.
Oh, I just realized that it's not even a photo of a breast. Duh! But Bryan looks as scared as if it were, huh?