By An "Internet Quasi-Celebrity" or even just a plain old blogger. I want to read my version of a must-read. Where are the I'm-actually-famous-fucked-up-on-drugs-and-have-lots-of-sex biographies?!?? Waaah
But I Don't Want To Read A Book
May We Suggest
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FATSHION: A TRULY RIDICULOUS Number Of Cute Plus-Size Swimsuits To Jam Your Excellent Fat Ass Into This Summer 0 FATSHION: Presenting EVERY CUTE PLUS SIZE SWIMSUIT ON THE INTERNET, Or At Least Most Of Them
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Pot Will Make You Thin Says Science: Here Are 5 Other Alternative Diets That Probably Won't 4 WHAT MUNCHIES: If Pot Will Make You Thin, Could These Alternative Diet Plans Be Far Behind
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My Therapist Challenged Me To Go 7 Days Without Drinking 30 Do This Don't: Go 7 Days Without Drinking!
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My Hometown Is Moore, Oklahoma And I Don't Know What to Do Right Now 34 My Hometown Is Moore, Oklahoma And I Don't Know What to Do
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UNLIKELY SUMMER STYLE ICON: Wednesday Addams 17 How to Dress Like Wednesday Addams
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I'm Eating My Way Through New York: My Six Favorite Meals So Far And What I've Learned From Them 77 I'm Eating My Way Through New York: My Top Six Meals So Far, And What They've Taught Me
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Can We Talk About This Weekend's SNL? Stefon and Kanye Specifically? 34 Open Thread: Can We Talk About This Weekend's SNL? Stefon and Kanye Specifically?
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I'm A Deaf Beach Volleyball Player Representing The US In The 2013 Deaflympics 13 What It's Like Being A Deaf Womens's Professional Volleyball Player
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Open Thread: What Are Your Best Netflix Recommendations? 285 Open Thread: Best Netflix Recommendations?
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I Got An OB/GYN Exam In Iran And Was A Little Shocked By The Differences 46 My OBGYN Visit In Iran
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How Not To Be A Dick To Your Roommates 176 The Ten Commandments Of Roommate-dom
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I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And I Don't Know If It's for My Race or My Resume 86 I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And Am Trying To Figure Out Why
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I've Been Chasing the Craigslist Missed Connections Dragon Ever Since I Had One A Few Years Ago 118 Did I Ever Tell You Guys About the Time I Was a Craigslist Missed Connection?
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Do You Believe In Jesus? This Is The Question I Faced This Weekend. No, Really. 186 Do You Believe In Jesus Christ? This Was My Dilemma This Weekend
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Why I Always Disclose My Disability In a Job Interview 18 Talking About My Disability Can Be Difficult But Here's Why And How I Always Chose To Do It Anyway
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Don't Touch The Vinyl: I'm Worried I'm A Hipster 145 I'm Worried I Might Be a Hipster
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Is Anyone Else Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood? 398 Are You Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood?
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I Finally Found A Bra That Fits: How Buying New Lingerie Is Helping Me Accept My New Body 135 I'm Trying To Accept My Body So I Finally Bought ABra That Actually Fits Me
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Don't Like the Same TV Shows 66 I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Are Divided by TV
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It Happened To Me: I Spent My Twenties In A Cult 110 It Happened To Me: I Was A Dedicated Member Of A Cult For Most Of My Twenties
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I Went Through My Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts And Found Myself In A Black Hole Of Teenage Angst 36 How Not To Hate Your Teenage Self When Rediscovering Your Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts
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My Daughter Was Arrested, Expelled And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor 403 My Daughter Was Arrested And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor
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I Looked At Every Single Long Torso Swimsuit On The Internet So You Don’t Have To 82
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12 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week Including Bedroom Tips From Sitcom Stars 20
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Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness? 36 Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness?
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It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period At Disneyland -- When I Was Nine 152 It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period When I Was Nine, At Disneyland
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Comments Of The Week: FMTPO 36 Comments Of The Week: FMTPO
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I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread 708 I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread
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I Drive An Old Embarrassing Truck In A Car-Crazy City And I'm Totally Fine With That 84 The Tale of a Girl And Her Truck
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Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Graduates? 118 Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Grads?
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You Can Pry My Coffee From My Cold, Dead Hands (And From My Beauty Products) 39 4 Ways Coffee Can Make You Prettier
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I Saw That Orgasmic Meditation Dude, I Saw My Friend With Benefits, I Had an Amazing Orgasm -- Can You Guess Who Gave It To Me? 73 Choose Your Own Adventure: Orgasm Edition
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I Weigh 300 Pounds And I'm Cool With Everyone Knowing It: Thoughts On Zoe Saldana's Allure Cover And The Radical Possibilities Of Disclosing Your Weight 396 I Weigh 300 Pounds And You Can Put That On A Magazine Cover: Why We Should All Consider Publicly Disclosing Our Weight
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A Fancy But Lazy Girl's Victory Roll Tutorial 58 A Victory Roll Tutorial For the Girl Who's Glamorous but Lazy
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It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Christian Virgin And I'm Saving Myself for Marriage 547 It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Virgin Saving Myself For Marriage
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I Always Thought My Husband Would Buy Me a Diamond Necklace, But Now That We're Getting Divorced, I Bought One For Myself 44 I Bought Myself a Diamond Necklace (and You Should, Too!)
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An Easy Guide to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About In the Morning 102 5 Steps to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About in the Morning
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My Husband's a Better Parent Than Me 12 My Husband's Awesome Parenting Made Me Insecure As A Mother
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SLAYING SUMMER BEAUTY: Sick New Products From All My Favorite Companies 82 I CAN'T HANDLE: These Amazing New Beauty Products From All My Favorite Companies
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Do You Ever Stop Fighting With Your Mom? 107 Apparently We Stop Fighting With Our Moms At 23 -- Not In My Experience
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Man, I'm Totally Not Over ANY Of My Exes 85 I'm Pretty Sure I'm Not Actually Over ANY Of My Exes
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I Just Found GIRLPROPS Again, And Now My Life Is Complete 82 Did You Forget About Girlprops Because HO-LEE HELL, I Did
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It Happened To Me: I Had A Sexual Relationship With My Teacher And Then He Became My Legal Guardian 142 It Happened To Me: I Was Sleeping With My High-School Teacher And Then He Became My Legal Guardian
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Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Know For A Fact That My Best Friend Brian Does Not Want To F@#% Me 211 Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Have 3 Years Of Not F@#%ing My BFF Brian To Prove It
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Moving To America (Almost) Gave Me An Eating Disorder 396 I Became Obsessed With Food To Make Rent In NYC
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My Male Cat Has Totally Softened Me To The Idea Of Having A Son Someday 113 I Adopted A Male Cat And Now I'm Totally Cool With Having A Son Someday
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Twitter Laughed at the Idea of a 7-year-old Fashion Designer, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5 21 Twitter Laughed at the Idea of 7-year-old Suri Cruise's Fashion Line, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5
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The Straight Girl Who Is Down To F#$% a Gay Girl: A Breakdown 305 Here's What Happens When A Gay Girl Dates A Straight Girl
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How People React When You Tell Them Your Memoir Is About Getting Into Gang Bangs As a Female Swinger 66 I Wrote A Memoir About Getting Into Gang Bangs And Having An Abortion, And Have Gotten A Lot Of Mixed Reactions
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Don't Gender Me, Bro: Writing Under a Gender-Neutral Byline 115 Don't Call Me a Woman! Writing Under a Gender-Neutral Byline
