Flip flops, one of each, through about 6 or so states today, including
the state of FAO Schwarz. On accident. Can I relax now for a couple of
days? (Not a rhetorical question or meant to be read with any sarcasm
or anything but literally.) Can I? May I?
Yes
No
Please check yes
I Packed Up My Life Into A Camper To Be A Full-Time Executive Weirdo Do-Gooder And Give Away Pie All Over The Country 69 I Travel Around The Country In A Camper Giving Away Free Pie
Why I Won't Wear High Heels, Ever Again 274 I Wore High Heels One Time And I Never Will Again
Nightmares About Your Partner? They Actually Affect Your Relationship 20 When You Dream About Your Partner It Affects Your IRL Relationship
xoFOOD: These Three Insane Burgers Will Make Your Whole Summer 175 Extreme Food: DIY Crazy Burgers
How Do You Deal With Jealousy? 74 Are You A Green-Eyed Monster?
It Happened To Me: I Got Toxic Shock From An IUD 139 It Happened To Me: My IUD Gave Me Toxic Shock Syndrome
Did I Ever Tell You About The Day I Forgot To Insert My Tampon? 146 The Fateful Day I Forgot To Insert My Tampon
Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course in Empathy and Framing I've Ever Read 70 Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course I've Ever Read
It Happened to Me: I Was Tricked Into Visiting A Guy Who Had An Open Relationship With His Live-In Girlfriend 86 It Happened to Me: A Guy Paid For My Flight To Visit Him And Then I Found Out He Was Already In A Relationship
NOTHING IS SAFE: All This Germ Stuff Is Making Me Re-Evaluate My Germaphobia 38 Everything is Disgusting: I'm Re-Evaluating My Germaphobia
$927: A Prom Reflection 112 I Spent About $927 On My High School Prom Look And I Don't Regret It
SPEND IT LIKE YOU GOT IT. What Products Do You Splurge On? 198 WORK TOO HARD TO BE BALLIN' ON A BUDGET -- What Products Do You Splurge On?
FATSHION: A TRULY RIDICULOUS Number Of Cute Plus-Size Swimsuits To Jam Your Excellent Fat Ass Into This Summer 149 FATSHION: Presenting EVERY CUTE PLUS SIZE SWIMSUIT ON THE INTERNET, Or At Least Most Of Them
Pot Will Make You Thin Says Science: Here Are 5 Other Alternative Diets That Probably Won't 168 WHAT MUNCHIES: If Pot Will Make You Thin, Could These Alternative Diet Plans Be Far Behind
My Therapist Challenged Me To Go 7 Days Without Drinking 256 Do This Don't: Go 7 Days Without Drinking!
My Hometown Is Moore, Oklahoma And I Don't Know What to Do Right Now 72 My Hometown Is Moore, Oklahoma And I Don't Know What to Do
UNLIKELY SUMMER STYLE ICON: Wednesday Addams 60 How to Dress Like Wednesday Addams
I'm Eating My Way Through New York: My Six Favorite Meals So Far And What I've Learned From Them 91 I'm Eating My Way Through New York: My Top Six Meals So Far, And What They've Taught Me
Can We Talk About This Weekend's SNL? Stefon and Kanye Specifically? 63 Open Thread: Can We Talk About This Weekend's SNL? Stefon and Kanye Specifically?
I'm A Deaf Beach Volleyball Player Representing The US In The 2013 Deaflympics 16 What It's Like Being A Deaf Womens's Professional Volleyball Player
Open Thread: What Are Your Best Netflix Recommendations? 328 Open Thread: Best Netflix Recommendations?
I Got An OB/GYN Exam In Iran And Was A Little Shocked By The Differences 61 My OBGYN Visit In Iran
How Not To Be A Dick To Your Roommates 234 The Ten Commandments Of Roommate-dom
I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And I Don't Know If It's for My Race or My Resume 109 I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And Am Trying To Figure Out Why
I've Been Chasing the Craigslist Missed Connections Dragon Ever Since I Had One A Few Years Ago 140 Did I Ever Tell You Guys About the Time I Was a Craigslist Missed Connection?
Do You Believe In Jesus? This Is The Question I Faced This Weekend. No, Really. 211 Do You Believe In Jesus Christ? This Was My Dilemma This Weekend
Why I Always Disclose My Disability In a Job Interview 19 Talking About My Disability Can Be Difficult But Here's Why And How I Always Chose To Do It Anyway
Don't Touch The Vinyl: I'm Worried I'm A Hipster 153 I'm Worried I Might Be a Hipster
Is Anyone Else Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood? 424 Are You Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood?
I Finally Found A Bra That Fits: How Buying New Lingerie Is Helping Me Accept My New Body 140 I'm Trying To Accept My Body So I Finally Bought ABra That Actually Fits Me
I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Don't Like the Same TV Shows 75 I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Are Divided by TV
It Happened To Me: I Spent My Twenties In A Cult 122 It Happened To Me: I Was A Dedicated Member Of A Cult For Most Of My Twenties
I Went Through My Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts And Found Myself In A Black Hole Of Teenage Angst 37 How Not To Hate Your Teenage Self When Rediscovering Your Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts
My Daughter Was Arrested, Expelled And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor 567 My Daughter Was Arrested And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor
I Looked At Every Single Long Torso Swimsuit On The Internet So You Don’t Have To 88
12 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week Including Bedroom Tips From Sitcom Stars 23
Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness? 38 Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness?
It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period At Disneyland -- When I Was Nine 184 It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period When I Was Nine, At Disneyland
Comments Of The Week: FMTPO 38 Comments Of The Week: FMTPO
I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread 709 I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread
I Drive An Old Embarrassing Truck In A Car-Crazy City And I'm Totally Fine With That 85 The Tale of a Girl And Her Truck
Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Graduates? 118 Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Grads?
You Can Pry My Coffee From My Cold, Dead Hands (And From My Beauty Products) 39 4 Ways Coffee Can Make You Prettier
I Saw That Orgasmic Meditation Dude, I Saw My Friend With Benefits, I Had an Amazing Orgasm -- Can You Guess Who Gave It To Me? 73 Choose Your Own Adventure: Orgasm Edition
I Weigh 300 Pounds And I'm Cool With Everyone Knowing It: Thoughts On Zoe Saldana's Allure Cover And The Radical Possibilities Of Disclosing Your Weight 408 I Weigh 300 Pounds And You Can Put That On A Magazine Cover: Why We Should All Consider Publicly Disclosing Our Weight
A Fancy But Lazy Girl's Victory Roll Tutorial 61 A Victory Roll Tutorial For the Girl Who's Glamorous but Lazy
It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Christian Virgin And I'm Saving Myself for Marriage 554 It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Virgin Saving Myself For Marriage
I Always Thought My Husband Would Buy Me a Diamond Necklace, But Now That We're Getting Divorced, I Bought One For Myself 44 I Bought Myself a Diamond Necklace (and You Should, Too!)
An Easy Guide to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About In the Morning 107 5 Steps to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About in the Morning
My Husband's a Better Parent Than Me 12 My Husband's Awesome Parenting Made Me Insecure As A Mother
