And she is only semi-famous! And the headline is all I actually wanted to say about what's going on on my phone right now. Sorry you clicked! What's your phone doing? And how guarded are you about letting other people look through it? My kid reads all my texts, for example. Ok, there, I rambled a bit more. Anyway, I get a weird vibe when someone won't just hand me their phone. I would and do hand you mine, whether you like it or not. Oh, there, more rambling. This is how I fill two hours on the radio every Jane Radio Monday, incidentally, but sometimes it is more interesting as it involves sex. Which I could use right now. I can't even masturbate in my own apartment without being an exhibitionist or going into the closet. Ok, going into a meeting now so will STOP. PS I am not on drugs.
May We Suggest
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I'm A Deaf Beach Volleyball Player Representing The US In The 2013 Deaflympics 12 What It's Like Being A Deaf Womens's Professional Volleyball Player
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Open Thread: What Are Your Best Netflix Recommendations? 246 Open Thread: Best Netflix Recommendations?
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I Got An OB/GYN Exam In Iran And Was A Little Shocked By The Differences 38 My OBGYN Visit In Iran
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How Not To Be A Dick To Your Roommates 131 The Ten Commandments Of Roommate-dom
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I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And I Don't Know If It's for My Race or My Resume 74 I Got Kicked Off Of An Elitist Dating Website And Am Trying To Figure Out Why
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I've Been Chasing the Craigslist Missed Connections Dragon Ever Since I Had One A Few Years Ago 107 Did I Ever Tell You Guys About the Time I Was a Craigslist Missed Connection?
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Do You Believe In Jesus? This Is The Question I Faced This Weekend. No, Really. 181 Do You Believe In Jesus Christ? This Was My Dilemma This Weekend
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Why I Always Disclose My Disability In a Job Interview 15 Talking About My Disability Can Be Difficult But Here's Why And How I Always Chose To Do It Anyway
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Don't Touch The Vinyl: I'm Worried I'm A Hipster 132 I'm Worried I Might Be a Hipster
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Is Anyone Else Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood? 368 Are You Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood?
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I Finally Found A Bra That Fits: How Buying New Lingerie Is Helping Me Accept My New Body 121 I'm Trying To Accept My Body So I Finally Bought ABra That Actually Fits Me
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Don't Like the Same TV Shows 58 I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: When Couples Are Divided by TV
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It Happened To Me: I Spent My Twenties In A Cult 102 It Happened To Me: I Was A Dedicated Member Of A Cult For Most Of My Twenties
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I Went Through My Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts And Found Myself In A Black Hole Of Teenage Angst 34 How Not To Hate Your Teenage Self When Rediscovering Your Old Myspace And Xanga Accounts
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My Daughter Was Arrested, Expelled And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor 349 My Daughter Was Arrested And Charged With A Felony For A Same-Sex Relationship She Had As A Minor
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I Looked At Every Single Long Torso Swimsuit On The Internet So You Don’t Have To 81
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12 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week Including Bedroom Tips From Sitcom Stars 20
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Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness? 36 Is There A Penalty For Powerful Women Admitting Mental Illness?
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It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period At Disneyland -- When I Was Nine 149 It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period When I Was Nine, At Disneyland
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Comments Of The Week: FMTPO 36 Comments Of The Week: FMTPO
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I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread 706 I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread
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I Drive An Old Embarrassing Truck In A Car-Crazy City And I'm Totally Fine With That 82 The Tale of a Girl And Her Truck
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Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Graduates? 118 Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Grads?
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You Can Pry My Coffee From My Cold, Dead Hands (And From My Beauty Products) 39 4 Ways Coffee Can Make You Prettier
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I Saw That Orgasmic Meditation Dude, I Saw My Friend With Benefits, I Had an Amazing Orgasm -- Can You Guess Who Gave It To Me? 73 Choose Your Own Adventure: Orgasm Edition
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I Weigh 300 Pounds And I'm Cool With Everyone Knowing It: Thoughts On Zoe Saldana's Allure Cover And The Radical Possibilities Of Disclosing Your Weight 391 I Weigh 300 Pounds And You Can Put That On A Magazine Cover: Why We Should All Consider Publicly Disclosing Our Weight
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A Fancy But Lazy Girl's Victory Roll Tutorial 57 A Victory Roll Tutorial For the Girl Who's Glamorous but Lazy
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It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Christian Virgin And I'm Saving Myself for Marriage 541 It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Virgin Saving Myself For Marriage
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I Always Thought My Husband Would Buy Me a Diamond Necklace, But Now That We're Getting Divorced, I Bought One For Myself 43 I Bought Myself a Diamond Necklace (and You Should, Too!)
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An Easy Guide to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About In the Morning 98 5 Steps to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About in the Morning
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My Husband's a Better Parent Than Me 12 My Husband's Awesome Parenting Made Me Insecure As A Mother
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SLAYING SUMMER BEAUTY: Sick New Products From All My Favorite Companies 82 I CAN'T HANDLE: These Amazing New Beauty Products From All My Favorite Companies
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Do You Ever Stop Fighting With Your Mom? 107 Apparently We Stop Fighting With Our Moms At 23 -- Not In My Experience
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Man, I'm Totally Not Over ANY Of My Exes 84 I'm Pretty Sure I'm Not Actually Over ANY Of My Exes
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I Just Found GIRLPROPS Again, And Now My Life Is Complete 82 Did You Forget About Girlprops Because HO-LEE HELL, I Did
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It Happened To Me: I Had A Sexual Relationship With My Teacher And Then He Became My Legal Guardian 139 It Happened To Me: I Was Sleeping With My High-School Teacher And Then He Became My Legal Guardian
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Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Know For A Fact That My Best Friend Brian Does Not Want To F@#% Me 206 Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Have 3 Years Of Not F@#%ing My BFF Brian To Prove It
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Moving To America (Almost) Gave Me An Eating Disorder 396 I Became Obsessed With Food To Make Rent In NYC
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My Male Cat Has Totally Softened Me To The Idea Of Having A Son Someday 113 I Adopted A Male Cat And Now I'm Totally Cool With Having A Son Someday
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Twitter Laughed at the Idea of a 7-year-old Fashion Designer, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5 20 Twitter Laughed at the Idea of 7-year-old Suri Cruise's Fashion Line, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5
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The Straight Girl Who Is Down To F#$% a Gay Girl: A Breakdown 302 Here's What Happens When A Gay Girl Dates A Straight Girl
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How People React When You Tell Them Your Memoir Is About Getting Into Gang Bangs As a Female Swinger 66 I Wrote A Memoir About Getting Into Gang Bangs And Having An Abortion, And Have Gotten A Lot Of Mixed Reactions
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Don't Gender Me, Bro: Writing Under a Gender-Neutral Byline 115 Don't Call Me a Woman! Writing Under a Gender-Neutral Byline
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COLOR THEORY: My Search for the Best Bright Lip Shades for Darker Skin 103 BLACK GIRL BEAUTY: Searching For The Perfect Bright Lip Shades
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It Happened To Me: My Boyfriend's Last Girlfriend Was A Hooker 298 It Happened To Me: My Boyfriend Was in Love With a Hooker
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I Never Wash My Makeup Brushes and More Gross Things I Do That Should Get Me Fired As a Beauty Editor 88 True Confessions: The Gross Things I Do That Should Get Me Fired As a Beauty Editor
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The UN Recommends People Eat Bugs To Combat Obesity -- And What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Put In Your Mouth? 291 DISCUSS: The UN Recommends People Eat Bugs To Lose Weight -- And What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Swallowed?
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How I Broke My Puppy's Leg and Had a Major Breakthrough 165 My Puppy Broke His Leg and I Can't Stop Feeling Guilty About It