FREE Orgasms!

Jun 11, 2012 at 10:14am | Leave a comment

I put that on the cover of Jane magazine once too. Just a goof on all those tactics we use to get your attention. But you can have free orgasms if you want (which auto-correct just changed to Wang, which seems fitting). And I will give you plenty of free advice if you just call me between 11 and 1 pm ET (ie, in a few minutes, ie, I'm on my way there now with these dorkenheimer super-glued glasses cause I lost mine in the hubbub of my insane party -- with 9-year-olds -- weekend) at 1-888-4-102-102.

If you made it through that ramble, I'd love to talk to you, so call; me call me xo xo. It will be fun. Or serious. Or cathartic. Or silly. Or life-changing. Or whatever we want it to be.

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