Diagnose My Thigh

What does a bullseye rash mean?

May 27, 2014 at 5:08pm | Leave a comment

I'm in the cutely decorated little edit room here at xoJane HQ pulling my pants down to show you this bullseye-looking itchy rash on my left thigh. What do y'all think it is? And what should I then do about it? Any experiences with this or advice about it would be much appreciated. I will ask my doctor, but am here at work and don't want to leave and anyway prefer to ask you first.
 
Notes: It started itching on Sunday evening, got bigger on Monday and started looking like a bullseye (with fangs in the middle?) today. At first I thought it was a bedbug bite because I've had those before, as you know, and because I thought I saw two other bites around it in the classic and disgusting breakfast-lunch-dinner bite pattern of the bedbug (which I know way more about than I ever thought I'd be lucky enough to -- I really do mean lucky -- I love experiences and love learning this stuff and, I know, la-di-da, hippy-dippie, etc etc).
 
Rebecca is looking at me like I should stop writing to you and start taking care of this thing, but OKAY REBECCA, HOLD ON A SEC, I'M DONE NOW AND THEY WILL HELP ME OUT. Right?? Please prove me right. I owe you one. xox
 
And P.S. Apologies for having you look at that photo.
Posted in Jane's Phone