Here are my fingers. Do you like my sweater? It's a hand-me-down. Do you like my scarf? Julie got it at an event and gave it to me (the proper way to treat your boss). On what body part would one apply this brightly-colored stuff? The answer will be up on the site shortly, if you're interested in getting some for yourself. Is it like Romper Room around here? No answer necessary.
Q: Do You Subtweet? A: If You Said "Yes" Then Congratulations, You Are Officially Passive Aggressive (I Know This Because I'm Guilty, Too) 24 The Best Way To Find Out If You're Passive-Aggressive Is This One Simple Question: Do You Subtweet?
The NFL’s New Bag Policy Is Sexist, Ageist, And Just Plan Stupid 113 Clearly, The NFL's New Bag Policy Is A Mistake
This Shouldn't Be That Complicated, But It Is: I Don't Know How To Go To The Gym 272 I Don't Know How To Go To The Gym
This Is What Happens When A Dad Advocates For His Daughter 24
It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell At Work 73 It Happened To Me: I Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell On The Set Of The New Anchorman Movie
It Happened to Me: I'm Coming Out As Having Bipolar Disorder 57 It Happened to Me: I Am Not Ashamed of My Bipolar Disorder
In Defense of The Bridezilla: Don't Hate the Wedding Player, Hate the Wedding Game 322 In Defense of The Bridezilla
HANDS FREE SELFIES: And Other Inventions That Would Improve My Life 96
OPEN THREAD: Did Your Dad's Absence Make You A Slut? 77 OPEN THREAD: Do Absent Dads Make For Slutty Daughters?
I JUST LIKE YOU, WITH MY BODY: How Much Friendly Physical Affection Is Too Much? 138 How Much Friendly Physical Affection Is Too Much? Inquiring Minds Want to Know
I Tested Three Antique Vibrators And Here's What They Did To My Junk 51 Pleasure Yourself the Old-Fashioned Way: With An ANTIQUE VIBRATOR
Actions Versus Words: The Man Who Changed My Life By Showing Me The Difference 27
MY NAME IS CANDACE, And I've Had It With People Mistaking Me For Every Other Black Woman They Know 185 THAT'S NOT MY NAME: On Being Mistaken For Other Black Women
MUST LIKE DORITOS: Does Food Preference Affect Our Relationships? 396 Why I Could Never Date A Health Nut, And Other Food-Related Deal Breakers
10 Uniquely Awesome Things About Living In The South 487 10 Reasons Living In The South Is Awesome
AT LAST, ALL MY CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR SECRETS -- REVEALED! 59 BAMBOO-U (THE U IS FOR UNDERSHIRTS)
FATshion: 7 Adorable Plus Size Dresses With TINY TINY Prints 118 FATshion: WTF Is a Ditsy Print?
This Is The Best I've Ever Looked And The Worst I've Ever Felt 211 I've Never Looked Better But I Feel Pretty Crappy
I Got My First Tarot Reading And I Learned More About Myself Than I Expected 43 I Got My First Tarot Reading And It Reminded Me Of What It Was Like To Believe In Magic
It Happened To Me: I Took the Advice to Call My Father Before it Was Too Late, and He Told Me About How Cocaine Makes Him Horny 66 IHTM: I've Spoken to my Father Once and it was Painful
Enough With This "We Are All So-and-So" Nonsense, White Folks 160 Dear Fellow White Folks: No, You Are Not Trayvon Martin
I HATE EVERYONE: 5 Things That Cheer Me Up When I Am Being A Jerk 103 MAKE ME A UNICORN: And 4 Other Mood Lifters!
I Have a Health Problem You Can't See, and I Feel Like I Have to Tackle It Alone 151
Sex Yelp: New App Lets Ladies Anonymously Rate and Review Hookups 77
I’m A Married Woman With A Close Male Friend, And It’s Changing My Life 143 I'm A Married Women Who Is Adjusting To Having Male Friends Without Sexual Undercurrents
Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: So Now We're Engaged 17 Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: I Know Nothing About Weddings
7 Networking or Job Pitch Emails I Have Actually Sent That Have Gotten Me Successfully in the Door -- Steal Away! 61 7 Networking or Job Pitch Emails I Have Actually Sent That Have Gotten Me Successfully in the Door
I Know It's Kind Of Hipstery, But I'm Super Into Novelty Tanks Right Now 204 Read My T#%&s: My Favorite Novelty Slogan Tanks and Tees
It Happened to Me: I Was Raped at Disney World And Nobody Cared 641 It Happened to Me: I Was Raped While Participating in the Disney College Program and Nobody Cared
Sorry White Male Novelists, But Sexism in Publishing Is Still A Thing 40 I'm Not That Interested In White Male Novelists' Opinions on Sexism in Publishing
BLING RING BEAUTY: Beauty Products To Steal From Your Favorite Celebrities 30 BLING RING BEAUTY: Products To Steal From Hollywood's A-List
IHTM: Doctors Told My Boyfriend He Had A Year To Live, But He Survived, And Then He Dumped Me 138 IHTM: The Doctors Said My Boyfriend Had Less Than A Year To Live -- But He Survived, And Dumped Me
An Ode To Great Dads 41 Happy Father's Day To All The Great Dads Out There!
9 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Mythical Sugar Daddies 101
Happy Father's Day: My Dad Is A Jerk 160 I Hate Father's Day Because My Dad Is A Jerk
Hey Total Strangers, Please Don't Feel Entitled To Touch My Pregnant Tummy 91 Please Don't Touch My Tummy, Random People I Don't Know
I Left Academia Because I Didn't Think It Was Worth All The Trouble -- Apparently Other Women Feel The Same 243 Women Are Leaving Academia Because It's No Fun At All
I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime 38 IHTM: I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime
How Aerial Yoga Cured My Panic Attacks 46 Aerial Yoga Cured My Panic Attacks
OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home? 175 OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home? Or Is That Just Me?
Fat Brides Need Dresses, Too: A Dress Resource List For Plus Sized Brides 196 I Should Have Worn A Wedding Dress -- And I Should Have Bought From These Resources
CONGRATULATIONS: Gifts For Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself 26 Gifts For New Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself
COMING SOON: An App That Teaches You To Masturbate! 35 I Tried Out Every Masturbation-Related App On the Internet
SOMEBODY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY APARTMENT AND I THINK I'VE BEEN LAZY WITH MY SAFETY 181 SOMEBODY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY APARTMENT AND I'M GRATEFUL FOR THE WAKE UP CALL
Still Hate Sandals? OK FINE, WEAR BOOTS ALL SUMMER LONG! Here's How To Do It 134 DO THIS DON’T: WEAR BOOTS ALL SUMMER
It Happened To Me: My Boss's Wife Thought He Was Having An Affair And Tried To Get Me To Spy For Her 65 It Happened To Me: My Boss's Wife Asked Me To Spy On Him
Apparently You Need Even More, More, More (!) Anxiety Reduction, Well I Can Help You With That! 30
7 Fictional Father Figures Who Helped Raise Me 55 7 Fathers From Movies, TV And Books Who Helped Raise Me
