My condolences to the family of my namesake. Also, I heard once that if you have been mentioned a certain number of times in the New York Times that they have your obituary ready to run whenever you die, with the added paragraph at the top about how you died. I wonder if this is true and I want to read them.
It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period At Disneyland -- When I Was Nine 84 It Happened To Me: I Got My First Period When I Was Nine, At Disneyland
Comments Of The Week: FMTPO 15 Comments Of The Week: FMTPO
I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread 656 I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread
I Drive An Old Embarrassing Truck In A Car-Crazy City And I'm Totally Fine With That 51 The Tale of a Girl And Her Truck
Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Graduates? 100 Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Grads?
You Can Pry My Coffee From My Cold, Dead Hands (And From My Beauty Products) 31 4 Ways Coffee Can Make You Prettier
I Saw That Orgasmic Meditation Dude, I Saw My Friend With Benefits, I Had an Amazing Orgasm -- Can You Guess Who Gave It To Me? 60 Choose Your Own Adventure: Orgasm Edition
I Weigh 300 Pounds And I'm Cool With Everyone Knowing It: Thoughts On Zoe Saldana's Allure Cover And The Radical Possibilities Of Disclosing Your Weight 315 I Weigh 300 Pounds And You Can Put That On A Magazine Cover: Why We Should All Consider Publicly Disclosing Our Weight
A Fancy But Lazy Girl's Victory Roll Tutorial 50 A Victory Roll Tutorial For the Girl Who's Glamorous but Lazy
It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Christian Virgin And I'm Saving Myself for Marriage 490 It Happened To Me: I'm A 22-Year Old Virgin Saving Myself For Marriage
I Always Thought My Husband Would Buy Me a Diamond Necklace, But Now That We're Getting Divorced, I Bought One For Myself 33 I Bought Myself a Diamond Necklace (and You Should, Too!)
An Easy Guide to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About In the Morning 86 5 Steps to Casual Sex That Everyone Feels Good About in the Morning
My Husband's a Better Parent Than Me 12 My Husband's Awesome Parenting Made Me Insecure As A Mother
SLAYING SUMMER BEAUTY: Sick New Products From All My Favorite Companies 76 I CAN'T HANDLE: These Amazing New Beauty Products From All My Favorite Companies
Do You Ever Stop Fighting With Your Mom? 104 Apparently We Stop Fighting With Our Moms At 23 -- Not In My Experience
Man, I'm Totally Not Over ANY Of My Exes 72 I'm Pretty Sure I'm Not Actually Over ANY Of My Exes
I Just Found GIRLPROPS Again, And Now My Life Is Complete 78 Did You Forget About Girlprops Because HO-LEE HELL, I Did
It Happened To Me: I Had A Sexual Relationship With My Teacher And Then He Became My Legal Guardian 113 It Happened To Me: I Was Sleeping With My High-School Teacher And Then He Became My Legal Guardian
Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Know For A Fact That My Best Friend Brian Does Not Want To F@#% Me 204 Women And Men CAN Be Just Friends: I Have 3 Years Of Not F@#%ing My BFF Brian To Prove It
Moving To America (Almost) Gave Me An Eating Disorder 386 I Became Obsessed With Food To Make Rent In NYC
My Male Cat Has Totally Softened Me To The Idea Of Having A Son Someday 111 I Adopted A Male Cat And Now I'm Totally Cool With Having A Son Someday
Twitter Laughed at the Idea of a 7-year-old Fashion Designer, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5 20 Twitter Laughed at the Idea of 7-year-old Suri Cruise's Fashion Line, But I Sketched Outfits at the Age of 5
The Straight Girl Who Is Down To F#$% a Gay Girl: A Breakdown 295 Here's What Happens When A Gay Girl Dates A Straight Girl
How People React When You Tell Them Your Memoir Is About Getting Into Gang Bangs As a Female Swinger 65 I Wrote A Memoir About Getting Into Gang Bangs And Having An Abortion, And Have Gotten A Lot Of Mixed Reactions
Don't Gender Me, Bro: Writing Under a Gender-Neutral Byline 107 Don't Call Me a Woman! Writing Under a Gender-Neutral Byline
COLOR THEORY: My Search for the Best Bright Lip Shades for Darker Skin 103 BLACK GIRL BEAUTY: Searching For The Perfect Bright Lip Shades
It Happened To Me: My Boyfriend's Last Girlfriend Was A Hooker 262 It Happened To Me: My Boyfriend Was in Love With a Hooker
I Never Wash My Makeup Brushes and More Gross Things I Do That Should Get Me Fired As a Beauty Editor 87 True Confessions: The Gross Things I Do That Should Get Me Fired As a Beauty Editor
The UN Recommends People Eat Bugs To Combat Obesity -- And What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Put In Your Mouth? 285 DISCUSS: The UN Recommends People Eat Bugs To Lose Weight -- And What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Swallowed?
How I Broke My Puppy's Leg and Had a Major Breakthrough 162 My Puppy Broke His Leg and I Can't Stop Feeling Guilty About It
I HAD ANOTHER "SEIZURE-LIKE" EPISODE IN PUBLIC AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED 120 SOMETIMES I LOSE CONTROL: I HAVE "SEIZURE-LIKE" EPISODES
I Wanted To Give You Guys Three Awesome Fruit Snack Recipes But I Failed You So Here’s One That’s OK, I Guess. 55 3 DIY Fruit Snack Recipes That Are Weird But OK
It Happened To Me: I Met my Boyfriend On Ashley Madison (And Why I'll Never Do That Again) 98 It Happened To Me: I Dated Married Guys To Feel Better About Myself (But It Didn't Work)
H&M's NBD Approach To Plus-Size Model Shocks, Astounds World 105 Plus-Size Model Jennie Runk On How To Love Your Body
What Was Your First Album? Here's Ours! 311 Music From The xoEditors' Pasts -- Our First Music. What's Yours?
Why I Sometimes Do My Son's Kindergarten Homework, Plus 5 Weird Coloring Books You Have To See 59 I LOVE COLORING! Why It Makes Me Happy To Do My Son's Homework
I Thought A High Waisted Bikini Would Give Me More Body Confidence But It’s Doing The Opposite 194 How Does My High Waisted Bikini Make Me Feel MORE Self Conscious?
I Am So Not Buying This Ridiculous Story About Rich Manhattan Moms "Renting" Disabled People So They Can Skip The Lines At Disney World, And This Is Why 148 YEAH NO: Rich Manhattan Moms Allegedly "Renting" Disabled People To Skip Lines At Disney World
On Gratitude, God, Pitbulls and Making a Man Come Five Times in a Row 42 On Gratitude, God, Pitbulls and Making a Man Orgasm Five Times in a Row
20 Beauty Mistakes I Made In My 20s (That I'm Ditching Now That I'm in my 30s) 526 20 Beauty and Style Mistakes I Made In My 20s (That I'm Ditching Now That I'm in my 30s)
It Happened to Me: My Sister Had A Double Mastectomy Too, But She Died of Breast Cancer Anyway 39 It Happened to Me: My Sister Had Her Breasts Removed, But She Died of Breast Cancer Anyway
It Happened To Me: I Had To Be Nice To An Alleged Pedophile At My Lousy Job 156 It Happened To Me: I Had To Sign Out Issues Of "Girl's Life Magazine" To A Pedophile
What The Parenting Books Don't Tell You: Three-Year-Olds Are Jerks 111 What The Parenting Books Don't Tell You: You Are Not A Terrible Parent Just Because Your Three Year Old Is a Jerk
And Speaking Of Nipples, Mine Are Kind Of Non-Existent 127 Me And My Tiny Nipples
My Mom Wouldn't Let Me Play Soccer As a Kid Cause I'd "Get Big Legs" 75 JUST TELL ME I HAVE NICE LEGS, MOM! Do We Inherit Our Mother's Body Hang-ups?
5 Things I've Learned From Dating Really, Really Good Looking Guys 236 5 Things You Need to Know Before You Start Dating A Really Hot Guy
For The Love Of God, Please Stop Saying "Bromance" 74 Can We Please Stop Using "Bromance" To Mean "Friendship?"
How Not To Be A Dick To Your Friend With A Digestive Disorder 136 How to Be Kind to Your Friends with Digestive Disorders
It Happened To Me: I'm Surviving The Suicide Of My Boyfriend Of 11 Years 155 It Happened To Me: My Boyfriend Of 11 Years Committed Suicide
I Feel Pressured By Society To Watch "Girls" 221 I Feel Pressured By Society To Watch "Girls" Even Though I Don't Really Want To
