Happy Birthday, Beautiful Gwyneth!

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September 27, 2011
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I was going to call her Gwynnie, but that would be even worse than when I write Court for Courteney somehow, don't you think? And your opinions on Noni for Winona Ryder are also welcome, as, yes, I have said that. All so obnoxious. Anyway, happiest bday to the much-classier-than-I Ms Paltrow! I adore you.