God, I love and appreciate this girl

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January 13, 2012
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And she is only semi-famous! And the headline is all I actually wanted to say about what's going on on my phone right now. Sorry you clicked! What's your phone doing? And how guarded are you about letting other people look through it? My kid reads all my texts, for example. Ok, there, I rambled a bit more. Anyway, I get a weird vibe when someone won't just hand me their phone. I would and do hand you mine, whether you like it or not. Oh, there, more rambling. This is how I fill two hours on the radio every Jane Radio Monday, incidentally, but sometimes it is more interesting as it involves sex. Which I could use right now. I can't even masturbate in my own apartment without being an exhibitionist or going into the closet. Ok, going into a meeting now so will STOP. PS I am not on drugs.